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Again our coach shows he is a dipshit.

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Your kicker has mussed 2 pats and a field goal and you trot him out there to attempt a 54yarder down a point in a playoff hunt.

Fire this bum.

Is this thing STILL on?

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#1 · Dec 13, 12:07 PM
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Hell, Zimmer might win coach of the year, although I’m not sure if last year’s will concede...  ;) B)  

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A TO???? I give up. We are down 17 points with the 3rd winding down and you have to take a TO here? He has no plan ahead of the current play.

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I mean I think if we make this game close at the end you are going to need all of your time outs. Rudderless ship.

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I give up

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@"purplefaithful" said: https://twitter.com/VandySoccer/status/1337875994951077891


I love watching the knuckledraggers freak the fuck out about her.

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@"Mike Olson" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: https://twitter.com/VandySoccer/status/1337875994951077891


I love watching the knuckledraggers freak the fuck out about her.


Same here it's hilarious and delicious. Fucking misogynistic trash. 

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@"Vikergirl" said:
@"Mike Olson" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: https://twitter.com/VandySoccer/status/1337875994951077891


I love watching the knuckledraggers freak the fuck out about her.


Same here it's hilarious and delicious. Fucking misogynistic trash. 


Just like the ones complaining about the announcer.

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@"Mike Olson" said: I mean I think if we make this game close at the end you are going to need all of your time outs. Rudderless ship.
Doesn't seem like we'll need to worry about that...
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This wasn't on the coaching staff. Your agenda is showing, MIke. 

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@"StickyBun" said: This wasn't on the coaching staff. Your agenda is showing, MIke. 
not on coaching  
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@"StickyBun" said: This wasn't on the coaching staff. Your agenda is showing, MIke. 
You have a kicker that hasn’t been able to hit the broad side if a barn in 2 weeks. You choose to have him try a 54 yarder. Thats terrible coaching.
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@"Mike Olson" said: And again he fails to manage the clock and lets them pin another 3 on us. JFC this guy sucks!
Yes , there go I, I am retiring, been there done that.  Class act would be best to retire, "I did my best, we all do it together, good luck, thank you, it's been a blast".  
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@"Mike Olson" said:
@"StickyBun" said: This wasn't on the coaching staff. Your agenda is showing, MIke. 
You have a kicker that hasn’t been able to hit the broad side if a barn in 2 weeks. You choose to have him try a 54 yarder. Thats terrible coaching.
No, it isn't. I explained why. The guy was what? 6th most accurate in the league before last week? He sucked today, that isn't Zimmer's fault.
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Guy is paid $10 million to make kicks. That's his sole job. Make the F@cking kick.

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@"StickyBun" said:
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@"StickyBun" said: This wasn't on the coaching staff. Your agenda is showing, MIke. 
You have a kicker that hasn’t been able to hit the broad side if a barn in 2 weeks. You choose to have him try a 54 yarder. Thats terrible coaching.
No, it isn't. I explained why. The guy was what? 6th most accurate in the league before last week? He sucked today, that isn't Zimmer's fault.
You didn’t anything shit bro. You gave an opinion. A decent coach would have realized that his kicker has been sucking big fat hairy moose cock for the last 2 games and with playoff chances on the line not asked his mentally fragile kicker to go out and miss another kick at 54 yards giving the other team a short field. Zimmer absolutely sucks as a coach and not for just this reason.
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And for the record mine is an opinion as well.

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Every kicker in the Zimmer era turns into a head case.  Some of them do well elsewhere like Carlson.   The common denominator is Zimmer.

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Well, now that Zim's preferred DC and buddy Paul Guenther been canned by the Raiders, Zim can bring him on as another consultant.

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We are on to nowhere land that is 8-8, normal Vikings territory in the past 20 years.

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