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Day 8, The Return Of Kooky Kirk Cousins

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The #Vikings have activated QBs Kirk Cousins and Nate Stanley from Reserve/COVID-19.

K Riley Patterson has passed his physical and has been removed from PUP.

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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"Kentis" said: Who would of thought that Zimmer’s annual curveball would be him getting beaned by his own starting QB…!?  :s 
didnt that happen during the josh freeman disaster?
No, that was my freshman year in HS.  And I still bear the emotional scars.  (wasn't a QB tho)
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@"BarrNone55" said: https://twitter.com/i/status/1423335977410519043

Probably the only time I'll agree with Judd. Just another reason to hate Kooky Cousins.


From the one minute on of this report is the best thing I have ever heard from a journalist!  Judd is my all time favorite.  Thank you for having the courage to call it like it is!  Everything he says is spot on!

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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"Kentis" said: Who would of thought that Zimmer’s annual curveball would be him getting beaned by his own starting QB…!?  :s 
didnt that happen during the josh freeman disaster?

That’s been deleted from my database…!  ;) B)

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Someone tell Cousins there's a new injection which puts individual shields of plexiglass around all of your cells
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Cousins said he has thought about surrounding himself with plexiglass in the QB room. He was asked why he would go to such lengths when a vaccine would be far more effective and efficient. He said the decision is personal and private.
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Yep, I'm now starting to understand why Diggs wanted to get away from the Vikings so badly.  FU KC

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@"HappyViking" said: Yep, I'm now starting to understand why Diggs wanted to get away from the Vikings so badly.  FU KC


Maybe Everyone Griffen wasn't so crazy when he tweeted - 
“Kirk cousins is ass. Thank you” “Ask ZIMMER if he wanted Kirk?????”and “He will tell you the truth??? Who wanted Kirk cousins???? Take your guess???”

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& we thought Grif was the crazy one when he said: “Cousins is ass”…smh 

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@"JR44" said:
@"HappyViking" said: Yep, I'm now starting to understand why Diggs wanted to get away from the Vikings so badly.  FU KC


Maybe Everyone Griffen wasn't so crazy when he tweeted - 
“Kirk cousins is ass. Thank you” “Ask ZIMMER if he wanted Kirk?????”and “He will tell you the truth??? Who wanted Kirk cousins???? Take your guess???”



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& we thought Grif was the crazy one when he said: “Cousins is ass”…smh 

GMTA…  B)

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Stanley, Browning, Etling out. Kirk’s not here yet. Excited to see how the crowd takes it
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Cousins explained that he's going to do everything possible to follow the league's protocols "vigilantly" and avoid being deemed a close contact again. He even mentioned extreme measures like meeting outside — "if it means meeting outside under a goalpost in January, if that’s what it takes to get to the playoffs and be in playoff games and win playoff games, then that’s where we’re going to meet" — or setting up a plexiglass barrier around where he sits in the team facility.
The veteran quarterback used the term "whatever it takes" multiple times when talking about how he can stay on the field this year and not miss any games. 
"As long as I can not test positive and not have a close contact, I’ll be there for every game," he said.
Apparently, the only thing his "whatever it takes" sentiment doesn't apply to is getting the vaccine that 90 percent of the NFL's players, virtually all of its coaches and staffers, and over 165 million Americans have received.

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The fact of the matter remains that Cousins can do everything possible to follow protocols in an effort to avoid testing positive or being a close contact to someone who does, but it's not entirely avoidable. By choosing not to be vaccinated, he's putting himself and his team at a potential competitive disadvantage because of the much steeper isolation protocols that exist for unvaccinated players.
Maybe he'll be successful in his mission and there won't be any issues. Or maybe something like this will happen again, Cousins will miss a game or two, and the Vikings' playoff hopes will take a hit because of it. 
If that happens, one can only wonder what the reception would be from the vaccinated players in the locker room who are truly doing "whatever it takes" to bring a Super Bowl to Minnesota.

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