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#31
01-20-2026, 12:49 PM
(01-20-2026, 10:20 AM)StickierBuns Wrote: [Image: G_Gwv8nWMAAHrjN?format=jpg&name=small]

or...." no,  it will just feel like you have"
Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?
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01-23-2026, 08:28 AM (This post was last modified: 01-23-2026, 10:43 AM by Still Hurtn.)
What does Kwesi and a storm door have in common? Both can stop a good draft
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#33
01-23-2026, 12:00 PM
A Cheeseburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says to her, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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#34
01-24-2026, 06:24 PM
Did you hear that scientists recently worked on making the world's largest suction cup?

I really don't know how they pulled that off.
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#35
01-25-2026, 01:05 PM
Commas are important.
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
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A termite walks into a bar. He asks..."Is the bar tender here?"
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Bad puns are how eye roll (I actually have this t-shirt)
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01-25-2026, 09:42 PM (This post was last modified: 01-25-2026, 09:42 PM by MyIdaho.)
Husband: Hey sweet one, was I the only one?
Wife: giggling, yes, the others were 9's and 10's!
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#37
01-26-2026, 02:23 PM
In and ode to Goldfinger (the best Bond movie btw)

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#38
01-31-2026, 04:45 PM
How much does it cost to swim with a shark?
An arm, and a leg.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 
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#39
02-03-2026, 06:56 PM
What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 
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02-08-2026, 12:22 AM
Just for the Super Bowl:

"Do you know the definition of apathy?"
"I don't care."
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