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Yesterday, 03:06 PM (This post was last modified: Yesterday, 03:08 PM by purplefaithful.)
I always love a good dad joke...Post one up if u got one.

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A man is running away from a lion, and is about to be eaten.  He drops down to his knees and begins to pray.

"Lord, LORD! Please turn the heart of this lion Christian ..." He stops, and hears behind him the lion praying.

"Lord, bless this food I am about to eat ..."
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Yesterday, 03:28 PM
Currently my youngest son's favorite. And fits my nerdy engineering background... Big Grin

Why can't you trust Adams?

Because they make up everything.
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Yesterday, 03:37 PM
A man threw his milk at me yesterday. How dairy!
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Yesterday, 04:08 PM
Got to break this one out today

There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
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Yesterday, 04:14 PM
(Yesterday, 04:08 PM)greediron Wrote: Got to break this one out today

There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

I had to think about that one for a minute!
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What did the grapes say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine...

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