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Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.
What did one eye say to the other? “Between us, something smells.”
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.
A man leans in and asks, "do you mind of I say a word?".
"No, go right ahead" she replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says "plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks", the widow said. "That means a lot".
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Horse walks into a bar
Bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"
Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?
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01-12-2026, 12:36 PM
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Dad: 'So what do you find cuter: a Panda Baby or a Matter Baby?'
Wife: 'What's a Matter Baby?'
Dad: 'Nothing sweetie, what's a matter with you?'
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Did you know that before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you, and think about how lucky you are?
I did, and now I can't fly on that airline, anymore.
"My friends, I have a question: at your funeral, what would you want people to say as they looked at coffin?"
Friend 1: "That I was a good father, and a good friend".
Friend 2: "That I left some of this world better than I found it".
Friend 3: "LOOK, HE'S MOVING!".
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Can you still trust your farts???
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(01-11-2026, 07:38 PM)JimmyinSD Wrote: Horse walks into a bar
Bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"
Horse replies: "Genetics"
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