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"Hey, Kirk! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries !"

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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/vikings-kirk-cousins-says-he-plays-better-when-hes-frustrated-and-ticked-off/

 "Hey Kirk, do you have naked pictures of your wife? No? Well I do!"

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Kirk's butt stinks. 

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#2 · Oct 10, 5:59 PM
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I don't know if the elderberry smell or the hamster bit would piss him off. I thought that was funny. The part about his wife definitely would. But if he needs to play angry to win, that works for me.

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We can take some posters to the game about sleeping with his wife and deflating the tires on his minivan. 

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#4 · Oct 10, 6:35 PM
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No Kirk's geeky enough to think that bits funny.
Hey we got something in common.

Kirk... I fart in your general direction.

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Did Cousins seriously take this from the Waterboy???

Coach: I want you to think of all those people who you are angry with... And visualize them insulting you....it's going to be your....passing fuel"

Cousins: Passing fuel!

Coach: Now go on....visualize and pass!

Cousins: Passing fuel!

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