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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/bronx-zoo-lion-enclosure-trnd/index.html

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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Here we go:

Caption this Pic.

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Lion:  "Yeah, No.....That's how they got Harambe"

Lion:   "How the Hell, did you get into those pants?"

Lion:  "I'd NEVER get that hairball up"

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Chicken wings!!!
You know in Roman times my ancestors got to eat the athletic ones.

Mmmm, human, the other other dark meat.
But Cindy, he's soooo cute.  Let me get a selfie. 

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@"Vanguard83" said: Lion:  "Yeah, No.....That's how they got Harambe"

Lion:   "How the Hell, did you get into those pants?"

Lion:  "I'd NEVER get that hairball up"

Woman:  "Lion?  Ain't nobody got no time fo' dat!"

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Lion:   "Baby got Back"

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@"Vanguard83" said: Lion:   "Baby got Back"

Loin:  "Lots of junk in  that trunk".

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Ewwwww, its all gristly.

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Lion:  Yer lucky I am on a no fat diet.

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@"Vanguard83" said: Lion:   "Baby got Back"
Baby back ribs...
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just tryin to figure out who's got the bigger pussy

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"Last time I ate one of you humans, I was sick for a week!"

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 And she probably would have sued the zoo if she had gotten a leg chewed off.

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Good thing the lion was on a low cholesterol diet and had self control.

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I was rooting for the lion...   just remember,  she is allowed to raise children.   

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

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@"JimmyinSD" said: I was rooting for the lion...   just remember,  she is allowed to raise children.   

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.

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@"suncoastvike" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: I was rooting for the lion...   just remember,  she is allowed to raise children.   

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.



alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination.  dude got drunk and left the board walk,  the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb.  oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"suncoastvike" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: I was rooting for the lion...   just remember,  she is allowed to raise children.   

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.



alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination.  dude got drunk and left the board walk,  the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb.  oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

A pretty girl, alcohol and bad judgment cost me 10 yrs. of child support...lol

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@"ArizonaViking" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"suncoastvike" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said: I was rooting for the lion...   just remember,  she is allowed to raise children.   

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.



alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination.  dude got drunk and left the board walk,  the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb.  oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

A pretty girl, alcohol and bad judgment cost me 10 yrs. of child support...lol



Or like I like to call it.... the fucking you get for the fucking you got!

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