Funny as heck, certainly not the Zimsu way...
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Jalen Ramsey crouched in the back of an armored truck, peered through a small window and waited for his introduction.
The two-time Pro Bowl cornerback then flung open both doors, revealing dozens of phony money bags and a huge smile.
Ramsey put on quite a show as the Jacksonville Jaguars reported for training camp Wednesday. The performance likely will serve as the start of a yearlong push for a new contract.
"It's time to get this money, money," the driver said into a megaphone as Ramsey exited the vehicle.
Ramsey is entering the final year of his $23.3 million rookie contract. The Jaguars exercised the fifth-year option in the deal, meaning he's tied to the club for $13.7 million in 2020.
Ramsey is one of the top cornerbacks, if not the best, in the league. He has nine interceptions and 44 pass breakups in three seasons while typically shadowing each opponent's No. 1 receiver.
http://www.startribune.com/ngakoue-a-no-show-ramsey-puts-on-show-as-jaguars-report/513136972/
Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger!
"Y'all know what time it is?" the driver said. "This man's coverage is so good he's fixing to have his own cellphone service. The man's so good they're fixing to give him his own jail — called Jalen Towers — because these receivers are on 24-hour lockdown. If you check his pocket, he's got eight Master locks in his pocket. They're on lockdown all season. The man, the myth, Jalen Ramsey."
I could see Zimmer saying something to the affect. We got depth, leave it at the door or you can be replaced.
"Show Me the MONEY"!!! Truck?
Kinda loses something.
lol, I like it. TC can be so monotonous for vets, why not have a little fun?
Old school camp arrival... #82 looks like something out of an old 60's Mad magazine lol!
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