What Is The Wierdest Thing You Ever Did When You Were Alone?

Tough question to answer really.
How would one know it was weird or if they were alone?
There is no spoon!

I one time, only once I said, voted republican..............................

I've got lots of weird stories but very few when alone. 
Once a long time ago, after much booze and mind-altering substances, I sat on a bridge rail with my feet hanging over the water. This was a major highway over a major river sometime between 1 and 4 in the morning. I had a nice nap. Woke up just before daybreak and started walking towards town. A county cop stopped and gave me a ride into town. I had a half empty bottle of vodka in my pocket. I was 17 or 18. One of many many stories that make me wonder why I am still alive

Really? 

You really want to know?

I don't think so...

Yeah IDTS...
There's a reason nobody was invited. 
Don't know if this counts as weird but on a dare many years ago I stayed in an abandoned farm house. Allegedly haunted. Nothing weird happened. Place stunk though. Kind of a party place. Ghosts of beers gone by smell. If I was a ghost Ida moved on once those teenagers got in. Place burnt down. Wasn't me though.

Probably best left unsaid!!  B)