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Speedbump McGhee Rides Again

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Texans sign LT Matt Kalil to 1-year contractFormer Carolina offensive tackle Matt Kalil has signed a one-year contract with the Texans.

https://www.chron.com/sports/texans/article/Texans-sign-LT-Matt-Kalil-to-1-year-contract-13710126.php

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#1 · Mar 22, 6:23 PM
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Here's to full health, this time, next year!

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#2 · Mar 22, 6:29 PM
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No doubt it'll help to have "real coaching", and he "won't be playing through an injury like last year".

Just so they give him the red cape, as any matador needs....

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Well at least we do not play them so he wont look like an all pro for 1 game at least.

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#4 · Mar 22, 6:42 PM
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Thank you Houston. I really appreciate it.

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#5 · Mar 22, 8:09 PM
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The missing piece to that long awaited Texans Super Bowl....

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In a related story, Texans double medical staff...

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Has a guy ever robbed more teams of cash and cap?
Best be careful Matt. I hear Texas is tough on crime.

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@"suncoastvike" said: Has a guy ever robbed more teams of cash and cap? Best be careful Matt. I hear Texas is tough on crime.
yeah, sam bradford
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@"AGRforever" said:
@"suncoastvike" said: Has a guy ever robbed more teams of cash and cap? Best be careful Matt. I hear Texas is tough on crime.
yeah, sam bradford
Lol...you ever have that feeling you know an answer is coming before you ask the question? 
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#10 · Mar 23, 6:59 AM
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I hear the hats to throw are even bigger in Texas; have fun Matty!

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Maybe he wanted to be closer to Tom for interviews? Since we all have such nice things to say all of the time... :p

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@"HappyViking" said: I hear the hats to throw are even bigger in Texas; have fun Matty!


Might injure his arm trying to knock of a cowboy hat.  Or get pancaked.

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@"greediron" said:
@"HappyViking" said: I hear the hats to throw are even bigger in Texas; have fun Matty!


Might injure his arm trying to knock of a cowboy hat.  Or get pancaked.

Yea. Up here we're all MN Nice like, "OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?! ... MATT KALIL JUST TOUCHED MY HAT BRO, SIIICK!"

Down there you'll get a longhorn up your arse...

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something about the phrase "Rides Again" makes me think of this kind of music:

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