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OT: Well, hell didn't freeze over but...

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Snow in Las Vegas! Strip gets first white stuff in decade
LAS VEGAS — A winter storm brought rare snowfall to the Las Vegas Strip, dusting casino marquees and prompting revelers to erect a snowman near the famous "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign.
A half-inch (1.3 centimeters) of the white stuff began falling late Wednesday, marking the first significant snowfall at McCarran International Airport in a decade, the National Weather Service said.
Some suburban foothill areas were pillowy white after getting several inches of snow.
Meteorologist Chris Outler said it was much less than the 3.6 inches (9.1 centimeters) recorded at the airport on Dec. 17, 2008.
The snow snarled flights at the airport and traffic on highways.
"We don't have snowplows," airport spokeswoman Christine Crews said as she tallied about 100 flight cancellations due to snow and ice. "But we have airfield maintenance vehicles and sweepers ready to go."
Some flight delays reached more than two hours, the Federal Aviation Administration said.
Attorney Al Lasso, who moved to Las Vegas from New Jersey 25 years ago, snapped a photo of a ruler standing in 7 inches (17.8 centimeters) of snow on his back patio in the foothill community of Summerlin.
"When it snows in New Jersey, everyone stays inside. When it snows in Las Vegas, everyone goes outside and makes snow angels," Lasso said during his slow, 15-mile commute into the city. "A lot of people have never seen snow here."
Forecasters say the snow amounts could reach 3 inches by Friday on western and southern outskirts of the city, but rain could reduce accumulation.
Las Vegas schools were open and the Nevada Highway Patrol said some areas had snow and ice but highways were also open.
"We have tons of crashes, just like if it was raining," Trooper Jason Buratczuk said during the morning commute. "The roads are wet. It's coming down pretty good."
Buratczuk said he saw almost a foot of accumulated snow in some suburban areas, and chains were required for vehicles on the main highway through a mountain pass between Las Vegas and Pahrump.
Las Vegas recorded a trace of snow on Feb. 10 as several storms moved through the region earlier this month. Some suburban foothill areas got several inches of snow on Sunday.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#1 · Feb 21, 1:54 PM
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Ok so it reminds me of this oldie but goodie.

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.' The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from Minnesota , the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?' Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice.' The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?' They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.
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#2 · Feb 21, 2:05 PM
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May da ruts always fit da wheels in your pickup. May yur ear mufs always keep out da nort wind. May da sun shine varm on your lefse. May da rain fall soft on your lutefisk. And until ve meet again, May da Good Lord protect ya from any and all unnecessary Uff Da's.


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#3 · Feb 21, 2:09 PM
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Oh, I'm sure that they've had PLENTY of "white stuff" on the strip in the past...

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