California Man arrested after urinating on Lambeau Field.
California Man arrested after urinating on Lambeau Field.
Brown County WI sheriffs department arrested a California man Friday morning for urinating on Lambeau field.
Ned
Hocking (51) of Riverside, CA. was taken into custody shortly after
noon on Friday after separating from his scheduled tour of the Packers'
stadium.
"Lambeau Field stadium tours allow fans to experience the Packers'
history-rich facility first-hand and see several behind-the-scenes
areas.
Differing stadium tours are offered on most days throughout
the year" according to Assistant Public Relations director Buster Hymen.
According
to Brown county sheriff, Mike Rotch, "The accused separated from the
tour, made his way to the North end-zone and urinated the word SKOL"
into the grass. Officer Rotch told reporters the only thing they could
get out of the defendant after repeated questioning was "I don't care."
The
Sheriffs office is currently looking for a mental health official to
assist in questioning the accused...but hey...it's WISCONSIN. The
arraignment was scheduled for Monday, but the VFW post was unavailable
because of Al Coholiq's 90th birthday party.
Why would that be a crime? The packers players have been shitting all over it for the past 4 weeks themselves.
You had me until I got to Assistant Public Relations Director Buster Hymen...
I was thinking... Holy shit... Vanguard ACTUALLY DID IT!!!
LMAO
Gonna need more definitive proof before we start that gofundme. We need mugshot photos(or as they're know in sconny (prom pics)) and an analysis of the (cough) handwriting
I've escaped from jail. Dug a hole from my cell with a cheese knife. Covered the hole with a big poster of Ha Ha Clinton Dix.
By tomorrow the sheriff will find the Anthony Barr jersey I placed in his safe.
And item number three scratched off my bucket list.
Heh heh
V83
The only name missing from this story was Mike Hunt.
Have to say, this wasn't my handiwork. Vanguard gets all the credit.
Greed and I thought it may bring some smiles. Happy holidays all
@"dadevike" said: The only name missing from this story was Mike Hunt.Ha...I coached his kid in hockey 20 years ago.
@"JimmyinSD" said:Imagine if there were a woman paging his dad over the P.A. "Paging Mike Hunt. Paging Mike Hunt. Mike Hunt, please report to security."@"dadevike" said: The only name missing from this story was Mike Hunt. Ha...I coached his kid in hockey 20 years ago.
When I saw "California man urinating on Lambeau Field", I just assumed it was Aaron Rodgers pissing his pants.
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