OT - V83 heading to............Packer Country.
Yeah...you heard right. Not Hawaii.
For my daughters 16th birthday we asked where she would like to go to celebrate...so we leave Sat. for Disneyworld.
(Really thought she'd say Maui......stupid kid) Five days there...then we decided to combine the trip to visit the in-laws and head to "Mayville" Wisconsin.....my wife told me it's by "Beaver Dam" to which I replied, "of course it is".
We've never visited them (They used to live here in So CA, but were born / raised there....worked here...retired and went back)
Going from 76 degrees in Orlando to 14 in "Beaver Dam" for Thanksgiving.
Apparently they are getting a "Tuhr-kay at the pig don cha kno" (Wife tells me thats a grocery store...Piggy Wiggle???)
Anyway, I'll be off the board starting on Sat. for about a week. My son will miss two playoff games, but if they win,
he will return for the title game. He's starting guard and DT....so fingers crossed.
Thought if Lambeau was fairly close I'd fulfill a bucket list item and find a way (tour - or whatever) to piss on the field there.
Tell them I'm a long time Packer fan...act all giddy to be there....tour the grounds with a few others...steal away and thaw the "frozen tundra" on the sly...probably get arrested...but soooo worth it. Looks to be about four hour drive..God only knows in what kind of weather..
Don't encounter many snow drifts in So CA.
Anyway if you hear of a "Californian arrested for desecrating Curly Lambeau field"....yeah...that was me.
Bah,,,, who needs Hawaii anyway. Cold and snow is where it's at! What is "it's"? Frostbite.... :# Enjoy not feeling your fingers and toes! And you'll be in packer country to boot. For the first time since you started posting about these,,, I'm not one bit jealous! :p =)
Have fun and I hope you accomplish your goal on this trip.... as far as pulling it off... here's a couple.... all hypothetical of course!
Buy some Blistex lip therapy in the small squeeze tube,... empty it. Once empty squeeze tube and submerge tip in "the fluid". Release and let suction do it's thing. Cap Blistex and make sure it's "fluid" tight, and.... this is critical MARK tube as to not confuse it with actual lip ointment. When on the tour make sure you use real Blistex and then at a "good time" take out the special one and baptize the frozen tundra. People won't even look at you as they don't like to watch others put on lip ointment. Granted this might not get the volume you want... but it will still count, IMO.
Here's another. Buy some nasal spray and do the same process. This one might be better as people are less likely to want to watch someone cram nasal spray up their nose.... But you are in packerland... so maybe a tube of toothpaste might be better as they will avoid eye contact with that as well. Anyway you could "mist" anywhere on the field with this one. Once again volume might not be enough to count. AND MAKE SURE NO ONE BORROWS EITHER YOU LIP BALM OR NASAL SPRAY. =)
Enjoy yourself!
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