Forum The Longship What's on your Viking Fan Kirko Tombstone?

What's on your Viking Fan Kirko Tombstone?

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Now that he's dead to me... I was thinking how will we remember olde Kirko...

Smart/Savvy
Accurate
Tough SOB
Durable (till he wasn't)
Head Case
Immobile

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

#1 · Mar 18, 9:14 PM
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Should have left some meat on the bone for an OL.

#2 · Mar 18, 9:51 PM
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“ I could have been a contender!”

#3 · Mar 18, 10:00 PM
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abandon all hope,
ye who enter here

#4 · Mar 18, 10:57 PM
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2018 - 2024
$185 million
1 playoff win

#5 · Mar 19, 12:29 AM
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Grossly underrated, vastly under appreciated, and horribly unlucky. All that said, he’s also a little egocentric and a bit of a dingbat. Will that fit on a tombstone? 

#6 · Mar 19, 11:02 AM
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Not a Hall of Fame QB but a Hall of Fame Negotiater.

#7 · Mar 19, 11:14 AM
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When the guy who puts his pants on after his shoes announced we were signing a guy who had an excel spreadsheet of every play he's ever been involved in I knew this wasn't going to end well

Great mechanics, too analytical, never had that IT factor

On his tombstone, "we in fact, did not like that"

#8 · Mar 19, 12:17 PM
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Josh Allen the First

#9 · Mar 19, 12:20 PM
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I'm glad he became Kirko Chainz. 

#10 · Mar 19, 12:23 PM
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Check Down King

#11 · Mar 19, 12:26 PM
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Here lies Kirk
YOU LIKE THAT!?!

#12 · Mar 19, 12:27 PM
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Here lies KirkTendency to irk

#13 · Mar 19, 12:52 PM
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@"MaroonBells" said: Grossly underrated, vastly under appreciated, and horribly unlucky. All that said, he’s also a little egocentric and a bit of a dingbat. Will that fit on a tombstone? 

If only we all could be horribly unlucky to the tune of $400 mil.

#14 · Mar 19, 1:04 PM
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You'll love me when you've got "Hey Darnold", 4 wins and a ton of cash that isn't actually yours to spend...

#15 · Mar 19, 3:13 PM
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"Here lies Kirk
Battered While Trying to Please
Kicked ass in negotiation
Haters cry in boxed mac and cheese"

#16 · Mar 19, 4:24 PM
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End of Cousins era...May the Cousins topics RIP.

#17 · Mar 19, 6:24 PM
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Hello. Goodbye. Peace out. 

I ain't even mad.

It's just business, it's not personal. 

#18 · Mar 19, 6:29 PM
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Four time Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champion and MVP - Suck it Vikings!  B)

#19 · Mar 19, 7:13 PM
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@"comet52" said: Here lies Kirk YOU LIKE THAT!?!
This
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