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Viking fans lead the NFL in Negativity

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Hell, didn't need a study to tell us that! Viking fans are a trip, man. Hate this, hate that, all our players suck and we can't have anything nice. It's so bad that any thoughtful, reasoned, realistic viewpoint comes across as pie-in-sky homerism by comparison. 

#1 · Mar 21, 12:41 PM
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I will make sure my obituary is posted here so y'all know when to bet on the Vikes 

#22 · Mar 22, 9:55 AM
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@"Vikergirl" said:
@"greediron" said:
@"pattersaur" said:
@"1VikesFan" said: Not surprised by this at all, we can be a crotchety bunch. A lifetime of dashed expectations can do that do a fan base.
Yep. Being kinda good but not that good year after year is a grind.
But the Bills are way down the list.  Must be the alcohol consumption.
And the table jumping




Like I said, alcohol consumption.

#23 · Mar 22, 11:26 AM
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I found some emotional relief when I started referring  to the Vikings team as they instead of we!
Should mention this but, I also occasionally buy emotional insurance by occasionally betting against them and winning when they lose! I hate it when they lose but it doesn't sting so bad when you pocket a hundred bucks.

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@"jargomcfargo" said: I found some emotional relief when I started referring  to the Vikings team as they instead of we! Should mention this but, I also occasionally buy emotional insurance by occasionally betting against them and winning when they lose! I hate it when they lose but it doesn't sting so bad when you pocket a hundred bucks.
Interesting because I have never referred to them as we. Figured they weren't my employer so why would I?
#25 · Mar 22, 2:03 PM
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We are the Charlie Brown of the NFL.  

#26 · Mar 22, 2:58 PM
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@"minny65" said: We are the Charlie Brown of the NFL.  
It's why I kind of laugh when I hear people trying to preach "patience" as it relates to the front office and assembling this roster. I've been patient for 46 years (many of us much longer) and patience isn't my strong suit at this point in my fandom. I've seen this roster rebuilt under new management more times then I'd like to count over the years. I'd almost be willing to bet there are more posters on this board who have never seen this team in a Super Bowl then those that have. So yes, the fact that we aren't a happy bunch is hardly surprising 
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@"1VikesFan" said: I will make sure my obituary is posted here so y'all know when to bet on the Vikes 
What are ya waiting for ya selfish bastard---ya could bring so much joy to my life but NOOOOOO!
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When anyone sees me wearing anything Viking related and they commiserate,  I always go with "Long Suffering" in my introduction.  Sort of Like a Red Green support group setting.

#29 · Mar 22, 3:36 PM
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There is a bright side, think of all the money we saved on champagne and fireworks.

#30 · Mar 22, 3:50 PM
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Imagine that, the most popular thread on the board is about negativity.

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@"supafreak84" said:
@"minny65" said: We are the Charlie Brown of the NFL.  
It's why I kind of laugh when I hear people trying to preach "patience" as it relates to the front office and assembling this roster. I've been patient for 46 years (many of us much longer) and patience isn't my strong suit at this point in my fandom. I've seen this roster rebuilt under new management more times then I'd like to count over the years. I'd almost be willing to bet there are more posters on this board who have never seen this team in a Super Bowl than those that have. So yes, the fact that we aren't a happy bunch is hardly surprising 
I hear what you are saying. It is to the point that I am jealous of Viking fans that at least were able to see them go to a Super Bowl or 4.
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@"kmillard" said:
@"supafreak84" said:
@"minny65" said: We are the Charlie Brown of the NFL.  
It's why I kind of laugh when I hear people trying to preach "patience" as it relates to the front office and assembling this roster. I've been patient for 46 years (many of us much longer) and patience isn't my strong suit at this point in my fandom. I've seen this roster rebuilt under new management more times then I'd like to count over the years. I'd almost be willing to bet there are more posters on this board who have never seen this team in a Super Bowl than those that have. So yes, the fact that we aren't a happy bunch is hardly surprising 
I hear what you are saying. It is to the point that I am jealous of Viking fans that at least were able to see them go to a Super Bowl or 4.
Believe me the experiences weren't very enjoyable, but at least they were there.
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@"AGRforever" said: I'm still pissed at Gary Anderson.  The MFer better not see me in a dark alley. 


I feel the same way about Robert Smith.  For all the talk about how “smart” he is / was, he sure was pretty damn stupid playing situational football.....

....fucker

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@"greediron" said: Imagine that, the most popular thread on the board is about negativity.
No it isn't! 

(Sticky brings back contrarianism)

#36 · Mar 23, 3:13 AM
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Rip Van Viking fell asleep in 1978 and woke up 45 years later.  He thought "Heck we went to 4 Super Bowls in the last 9 years before I dozed off, we musta been to 20 since then and surely we've won one or two at least!"

When he learned the truth he fell back asleep.

#37 · Mar 23, 5:01 AM
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It makes sense too because of Minnesota nice, the anger gets redirected through sports 

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@"kmillard" said:
@"supafreak84" said:
@"minny65" said: We are the Charlie Brown of the NFL.  
It's why I kind of laugh when I hear people trying to preach "patience" as it relates to the front office and assembling this roster. I've been patient for 46 years (many of us much longer) and patience isn't my strong suit at this point in my fandom. I've seen this roster rebuilt under new management more times then I'd like to count over the years. I'd almost be willing to bet there are more posters on this board who have never seen this team in a Super Bowl than those that have. So yes, the fact that we aren't a happy bunch is hardly surprising 
I hear what you are saying. It is to the point that I am jealous of Viking fans that at least were able to see them go to a Super Bowl or 4.
Agreed. I was like 3 months old the last time they played in a Super Bowl. Just seeing them play in one and be involved in all the pre-game hype would be something to see. I guess the good thing is if/when they ever do make one, those of us that are still around will bask in it like no other fanbase in sports. It will be one of the greatest stories in sports history and we as the fanbase would get to be a part of that. 
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"greediron" said: Imagine that, the most popular thread on the board is about negativity.
No it isn't! 

(Sticky brings back contrarianism)



Keep it up, and it will be.

I went back and checked after posting this and realized it wasn't.  But have to leave something for the contrarians.

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@"greediron" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"greediron" said: Imagine that, the most popular thread on the board is about negativity.
No it isn't! 

(Sticky brings back contrarianism)



Keep it up, and it will be.

I went back and checked after posting this and realized it wasn't.  But have to leave something for the contrarians.



You don't have to! (See the horrible rabbit hole ;) )

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