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#1 · Jul 18, 7:57 AM
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I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.

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#2 · Jul 18, 9:29 AM
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Nice story and good read...

@ 225 he's probably super fast, but not an in the box guy. We'll see how he gets used, special teamer for sure. 

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#3 · Jul 18, 10:51 AM
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Good story, hope he pans out. 

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@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.
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@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.

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@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?

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@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


Why are you going to great lengths to make a feel good football post political?

We haven't even seen Asamoah play in the NFL yet, but most 3rd round picks make the squad as rookies and it won't have anything to do with his heritage or race and everything to do with the draft capital we just used on him.

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@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You said they were equal. Now they’re not?

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#9 · Jul 20, 7:04 PM
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Good luck to him and all the new viking players!  Each player has a unique story and dreams of successful NFL careers.  Some guys achieve the dream and but most do  not.  I like the personal stories!  We do eventually find out who performs on the field and makes the final cuts.  Good luck to all, shows us your best when given a chance to play!

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@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?

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@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?


How so?  Because I ask questions about race, and challenge people to answer provocative questions?  I agree on the surface that my questions here are preposterous, but I ask them tongue-in-cheek to give a little back to the side that does exactly what you just did.  If the other side makes you mad, label them a RACIST!  

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#12 · Jul 21, 5:58 PM
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What's a brofus? brofuses?

Did you mean, "broseph? brosephi/brosephuses"? 

"Brofus" is not found in any dictionary, Webster's or Urban.  

"Broseph" is found in the Urban Dictionary.  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broseph

So likely, you meant "broseph/es", but  committed an egregious malaprop. 
If you're white, you need to apologize for your cultural mis-appropriation.  

Otherwise, you racist af. 

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#13 · Jul 21, 10:57 PM
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@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?


How so?  Because I ask questions about race, and challenge people to answer provocative questions?  I agree on the surface that my questions here are preposterous, but I ask them tongue-in-cheek to give a little back to the side that does exactly what you just did.  If the other side makes you mad, label them a RACIST!  


You don't 'ask' questions, you insert race into every equation on this board. Its like anyone that drops the race card constantly. You think you're provocative and challenging? You're nothing of the sort, just a purposeful, agenda driven contrarian. Yay internet (eye roll). 

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@"PurpleHelmet" said: What's a brofus? brofuses?

Did you mean, "broseph? brosephi/brosephuses"? 

"Brofus" is not found in any dictionary, Webster's or Urban.  

"Broseph" is found in the Urban Dictionary.  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broseph

So likely, you meant "broseph/es", but  committed an egregious malaprop. 
If you're white, you need to apologize for your cultural mis-appropriation.  

Otherwise, you racist af. 


Isn't there another board you should be frequenting?

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#15 · Jul 22, 5:00 AM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?


How so?  Because I ask questions about race, and challenge people to answer provocative questions?  I agree on the surface that my questions here are preposterous, but I ask them tongue-in-cheek to give a little back to the side that does exactly what you just did.  If the other side makes you mad, label them a RACIST!  


You don't 'ask' questions, you insert race into every equation on this board. Its like anyone that drops the race card constantly. You think you're provocative and challenging? You're nothing of the sort, just a purposeful, agenda driven contrarian. Yay internet (eye roll). 


It would be my argument that I’m deluged with the same crap each and every day in the real world.  I’m not a contrarian, I’m the majority, and it will be proven out come November.  I think people like you are just hypocrites.  When the rubber hits the road, you’re more racist than those you accuse.. And that can happen even if you support races other than your own.

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@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?


How so?  Because I ask questions about race, and challenge people to answer provocative questions?  I agree on the surface that my questions here are preposterous, but I ask them tongue-in-cheek to give a little back to the side that does exactly what you just did.  If the other side makes you mad, label them a RACIST!  


You don't 'ask' questions, you insert race into every equation on this board. Its like anyone that drops the race card constantly. You think you're provocative and challenging? You're nothing of the sort, just a purposeful, agenda driven contrarian. Yay internet (eye roll). 


It would be my argument that I’m deluged with the same crap each and every day in the real world.  I’m not a contrarian, I’m the majority, and it will be proven out come November.  


What do you think will be 'proven' by GOP wins in November? I'm trying to follow this rambling logic....

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@"StickyBun" said:
@"PurpleHelmet" said: What's a brofus? brofuses?

Did you mean, "broseph? brosephi/brosephuses"? 

"Brofus" is not found in any dictionary, Webster's or Urban.  

"Broseph" is found in the Urban Dictionary.  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broseph

So likely, you meant "broseph/es", but  committed an egregious malaprop. 
If you're white, you need to apologize for your cultural mis-appropriation.  

Otherwise, you racist af. 


Isn't there another board you should be frequenting?


We dont need to gate keep. Hell we dont have enough posters the way it is. Different opinions even if you dont like them are a good thing. 

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#18 · Jul 22, 3:12 PM
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Inquiring minds, urban dictionary.

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#19 · Jul 22, 4:02 PM
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@"AGRforever" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"PurpleHelmet" said: What's a brofus? brofuses?

Did you mean, "broseph? brosephi/brosephuses"? 

"Brofus" is not found in any dictionary, Webster's or Urban.  

"Broseph" is found in the Urban Dictionary.  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Broseph

So likely, you meant "broseph/es", but  committed an egregious malaprop. 
If you're white, you need to apologize for your cultural mis-appropriation.  

Otherwise, you racist af. 


Isn't there another board you should be frequenting?


We dont need to gate keep. Hell we dont have enough posters the way it is. Different opinions even if you dont like them are a good thing. 

That's not true

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@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"StickyBun" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"AGRforever" said:
@"Waterboy" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: I don't care what anyone says but that is pretty fucking awesome.
As long as another equally deserving player isn’t cut due to the shared bond.

I mean....if this hypothetical other player was equal what difference does it make who they keep lol? 

Honestly, a close bond like that probably gets you every additional bit of drive that makes two equal players not equal at all.  Give me the extra motivated, closely bonded guy 10 out of 10 times.  He's the guy that is actually going to give you his everything every snap of every game.



Or he is a favorite due to his race and heritage which if reversed is totally racism, right?


You understand you're racist, right?


How so?  Because I ask questions about race, and challenge people to answer provocative questions?  I agree on the surface that my questions here are preposterous, but I ask them tongue-in-cheek to give a little back to the side that does exactly what you just did.  If the other side makes you mad, label them a RACIST!  


You don't 'ask' questions, you insert race into every equation on this board. Its like anyone that drops the race card constantly. You think you're provocative and challenging? You're nothing of the sort, just a purposeful, agenda driven contrarian. Yay internet (eye roll). 


It would be my argument that I’m deluged with the same crap each and every day in the real world.  I’m not a contrarian, I’m the majority, and it will be proven out come November.  


What do you think will be 'proven' by GOP wins in November? I'm trying to follow this rambling logic....



It’ll be proven that all the woke bs and claims of racism on every topic are insane and a viewpoint only held by the rioting minority of the country.

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