Forum The Longship OT: Don't be a dick, dude....

OT: Don't be a dick, dude....

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/noaa-warns-aggressive-dolphin-causing-170540747.html

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#1 · May 31, 1:59 PM
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People need to quit messing with his home.

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#2 · May 31, 3:07 PM
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Dolphins are assholes in cute disguise.

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#3 · May 31, 5:01 PM
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https://jeevoka.com/dolphins-are-jerks-1/s

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#4 · May 31, 5:04 PM
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Ever read Carl Hiaasen?  He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts).  He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi).  Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin." 

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#5 · May 31, 8:28 PM
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Crap, I just naturally thought this was about board mods.  Do Dolphins come from SD?

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#6 · May 31, 8:45 PM
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@"VikingOracle" said: Ever read Carl Hiaasen?  He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts).  He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi).  Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin." 
Hiaasen is brilliant. If you've wondered what Hiaasen would write if slipped LSD after a head injury, check out Tim Dorsey.  Totally bonkers.  B)
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