Tom Brady Can't Stand His Family
once again, your thread header made me laugh outloud. well done, my friend.
@"Caactorvike" said: once again, your thread header made me laugh outloud. well done, my friend.Lol. Find me a writing gig in Hollywood.
@"purplefaithful" said: https://twitter.com/KirkCousins8/status/1503163128921612292?cxt=HHwWiICzrdq5p9wpAAAA
How’d ya like to be the guy who just bought Brady’s “last NFL TD ball” at auction for $500,000?!?
— Scott Hanson (@ScottHanson) March 13, 2022
Tom Brady is back, Kirk Cousins is extended, and Amari Cooper was traded to Cleveland for a bag of tropical skittles.
— WyattzWorld (@WyattzWorId) March 14, 2022
This weekend was wild
Current ContractTom Brady signed a 1 year, $25,000,000 contract with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, including a $20,000,000 signing bonus, $25,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $25,000,000. In 2022, Brady will earn a base salary of $8,925,000, a signing bonus of $15,000,000, a roster bonus of $1,470,588 and a incentive bonus of $1,875,000, while carrying a cap hit of $20,270,588 and a dead cap value of $15,000,000.
So Brady re-signed for a Cap hit of $11 million less than Cousins, basically.
Let's hope he doesn't have anything left in the tank.
Whoops!
(Good for him, he played great last year. Hopefully he eliminates GB in the playoffs like he did in 2020.)
Tom Brady after 2 months of retirement https://t.co/8OCEffrhGx
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 14, 2022
Its funny because there's always a little truth in something that's funny. Hey, celebrity/sports guys saying they are 'retiring': stop saying its so you can see MORE of your family. You are full of shit.
Just say "I need more attention so I'm doing this (retiring) so I can get MORE attention when I come because I realized I can't get by without a lot of attention". Would respect the shit out of that.
Bruce Arians gets the call from Tom Brady pic.twitter.com/zseLas6z1m
— Frank Caliendo (@FrankCaliendo) March 14, 2022
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