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So what's the attraction? That he never had a winning season at Illinois or that he's so old he'll have completely forgotten the previous weeks' loss by the next loss?

I'm sure some may suspect the Texans are looking for good publicity by hiring a black coach, but man they could have done better than this.     

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There's no attraction they are just so bad no one wants to coach there.  They default to a guy cashing checks just like last season.

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I liked Lovie when he was the Bears coach.

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@"Riphawkins" said: I liked Lovie when he was the Bears coach.
Me to!!!  Sign me up for any nfcn coach who cant put a winner together
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#6 · Feb 7, 6:09 AM
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Looks like it's Lovie

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Mike Garafolo
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As for Josh McCown, who seemed to be the #Texans’ guy for much of their search, sources say there’s a possibility he could join Lovie Smith’s coaching staff, though those talks have yet to really happen. Pep Hamilton is expected to stick as offensive coordinator.
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I like Lovie Smith. Took the Bears to a Super Bowl and did so with Angelo as GM. I think he’d be a good pick if he can get reasonable help on the personnel side.

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@"JustinTime18™" said:
Mike Garafolo
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As for Josh McCown, who seemed to be the #Texans’ guy for much of their search, sources say there’s a possibility he could join Lovie Smith’s coaching staff, though those talks have yet to really happen. Pep Hamilton is expected to stick as offensive coordinator.
Man that could be awkward. Lovie is being spun in a cringeworthy way.
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Lovie going to make lots of $$$

Good for him! 

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Why can’t they hire McCown…? Besides being grossly under qualified…  ;)

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5Go5kUNv0

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Lovie (and Leslie) were beyond terrible in TB. It’s wild to me he’s getting another shot. 

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@"pattersaur" said: Lovie (and Leslie) were beyond terrible in TB. It’s wild to me he’s getting another shot. 
Don't forget he was also very bad at Illinois. I said it earlier in the Harbaugh thread, but some guys are flat out good coaches and then some guys are good coaches in specific eras. Lovie was a good coach in the mid 2000s and that's about it. His time has passed but lucky for him, the Texans are so damn stupid that it made sense to them.
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Worst hire of all the retread coaches.  The Texans have hired a couple WTF's two years in a row now. Good for them...

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Follow Uncle Remus to the Super Bowl Texans…!   ;)  :p             

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