Roethlisberger is out
2x Super Bowl champion QB Ben Roethlisberger announces his retirement from the NFL after an 18-year career. pic.twitter.com/uaNsvOl0NV
— NFL (@NFL) January 27, 2022
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. — Robin Williams
In a related story, sexual assaults plummet in Pittsburgh.
Once the announcement was made on Twitter, big rape started trending.

Some fans love players who aren't on their team. I dont think he falls into that category
wonder if its too late to invest in a Chicken & Waffle House
Pittsburgh Honors Ben Roethlisberger With Commemorative Statue In Women’s Bathroom https://t.co/ciNMKGpRYo pic.twitter.com/5b7UA30z66
— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 27, 2022
@"Vikergirl" said: https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1486753393267941380?t=Thkzl0WhBB8KHRP_qR-uPg&s=19Love The Onion. Fuck Rapelisberger.
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