Here come the wheels....

They only way he would have quick twitch is if he was having a grand mal seizure.  Nice arm, good brain,  but thats about where his QB talents end.  Maybe you can say he has straight line speed...but if he has to make a change of direction its gonna be like a freight train....gonna take a while.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjgapktT-s
Cousins best “quick twitch” moves

His blazing speed reminds me of Brady!

@"StickyBun" said: https://twitter.com/SeanBormanNFL/status/1421139537284276228

I think you need to STFU. This team is stacked with stars and depth up and down the roster. All you need to do is be Kirk Cousins. Because the one thing that will absolutely derail this season for everyone is you getting gimped by thinking "there's more there to get."

@"MaroonBells" said:

@"StickyBun" said: https://twitter.com/SeanBormanNFL/status/1421139537284276228

I think you need to STFU. This team is stacked with stars and depth up and down the roster. All you need to do is be Kirk Cousins. Because the one thing that will absolutely derail this season for everyone is you getting gimped by thinking "there's more there to get."

@"mgobluevikes" said:

@"MaroonBells" said:

@"StickyBun" said: https://twitter.com/SeanBormanNFL/status/1421139537284276228

I think you need to STFU. This team is stacked with stars and depth up and down the roster. All you need to do is be Kirk Cousins. Because the one thing that will absolutely derail this season for everyone is you getting gimped by thinking "there's more there to get."

vs. standing in a collapsing pocket until the last possible second, and there's a sea of trash around his ankles and knees? I'd rather see him take off and slide for plus 3  than a minus 8. Pretty sure he saw the RGIII experiment, and knows what he can and can't do.

He's said this every offseason he's been here, and it never happens.
This will go down in the "offseason chatter" hall of fame, right next to "Adrian Peterson is gonna catch more passes" and "Matt Kalil finally feels fully healthy".

@"MaroonBells" said:

@"StickyBun" said: https://twitter.com/SeanBormanNFL/status/1421139537284276228

I think you need to STFU. This team is stacked with stars and depth up and down the roster. All you need to do is be Kirk Cousins. Because the one thing that will absolutely derail this season for everyone is you getting gimped by thinking "there's more there to get."

@"greediron" said:

@"MaroonBells" said:

@"StickyBun" said: https://twitter.com/SeanBormanNFL/status/1421139537284276228

I think you need to STFU. This team is stacked with stars and depth up and down the roster. All you need to do is be Kirk Cousins. Because the one thing that will absolutely derail this season for everyone is you getting gimped by thinking "there's more there to get."

I think getting riled about a soundbyte from an offseason interview is a bit of overreaction.

@"pattersaur" said:

He's said this every offseason he's been here, and it never happens. This will go down in the "offseason chatter" hall of fame, right next to "Adrian Peterson is gonna catch more passes" and "Matt Kalil finally feels fully healthy".

https://vikingswire.usatoday.com/2020/04/15/vikings-quarterback-kirk-cousins-says-he-needs-to-run-more/

lol.I think good stuff is coming is coming. 

@"pattersaur" said:

He's said this every offseason he's been here, and it never happens. This will go down in the "offseason chatter" hall of fame, right next to "Adrian Peterson is gonna catch more passes" and "Matt Kalil finally feels fully healthy".

I was thinking the same thing. 'This sounds familiar'

And off come the wheels.

Thanks, Kirk. You fucking moron.

@"BarrNone55" said: And off come the wheels.

Thanks, Kirk. You fucking moron.

This ^

Sigh. Its always something with the Purple. Always.

"The Jake Browning Show was created when rookie Kellen Mond, who has been vaccinated, tested positive. Cousins and backup Nate Stanley also were sacked as unvaccinated players who had close contact with Mond."

Vaccinated players can catch it,   vaccinated players can transmit it,  but healthy unvaccinated players get jerked off the field for getting exposed while those that were equally exposed play....makes perfect sense.

Also why would it just be the exposed QBs?  Wasn't mond in close contact with the rest of the offense and coaches this week?  Or what about extended contact?

This policy is retarded and completely void of logic. I am not anti vaccine but this is just plain stupid.

@"JimmyinSD" said: Vaccinated players can catch it,   vaccinated players can transmit it,  but healthy unvaccinated players get jerked off the field for getting exposed while those that were equally exposed play....makes perfect sense.

Also why would it just be the exposed QBs?  Wasn't mond in close contact with the rest of the offense and coaches this week?  Or what about extended contact?

This policy is retarded and completely void of logic. I am not anti vaccine but this is just plain stupid.

I think there's some possibility that the policy made some amount of sense pre-delta variant, if you assume that vaccinated players prevent tranmission of Covid.  With that assumption looking like it's no longer holding true, if it ever was true, I imagine they'll have to make changes.

@"pattersaur" said:

He's said this every offseason he's been here, and it never happens. This will go down in the "offseason chatter" hall of fame, right next to "Adrian Peterson is gonna catch more passes" and "Matt Kalil finally feels fully healthy".

Wilf bros. "This is our year"

@"JimmyinSD" said: Vaccinated players can catch it,   vaccinated players can transmit it,  but healthy unvaccinated players get jerked off the field for getting exposed while those that were equally exposed play....makes perfect sense.

Also why would it just be the exposed QBs?  Wasn't mond in close contact with the rest of the offense and coaches this week?  Or what about extended contact?

This policy is retarded and completely void of logic. I am not anti vaccine but this is just plain stupid.

It's designed to try to get stupid players refusing the shot to act smart inspite of themselves.  It's not void of logic, it just utilizes a logic which tries to make guys do what the NFL wants.

We are running our own biological warfare experiments in an uncontrolled environment and using ourselves as the test subjects.  What could possibly go wrong?