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Now he thinks he's Evel Kneivel?

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#2 · Jun 3, 4:09 PM
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All I can say is thank you football gods that he's in our own division...

Oh the stories we'll tell, it'll be fabulous! 

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@"Wetlander" said: Now he thinks he's Evel Kneivel?
Grand Marshall of the Grand Prix of Detroit. Hopefully I can find a video. Got $20 says he was going "vrooom vroom" under that helmet.
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wow the covid restrictions are terrible in Detroit

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#5 · Jun 3, 4:41 PM
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The players union required it so they could ensure the safety of kneecaps 

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#6 · Jun 3, 4:47 PM
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He's embarrassed. 

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@"PurplePastor" said: He's embarrassed. 
somehow, I doubt that is true.
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#8 · Jun 3, 4:52 PM
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Modeling the new Detroit soft helmets.

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What ancient wizard did an ancestor of the Ford family piss off to be cursed like this?

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@"StickyBun" said: What ancient wizard did an ancestor of the Ford family piss off to be cursed like this?
That's what I was thinking. I almost feel bad for them. Losing begets losing, and losing begets idiots like this, which begets more losing.

What a horribly run franchise. Tons of cap space almost every year and they can't keep their QB....or their best WR....or their best LB....or their best DB. They fired the only coach who gave them a winning record (Caldwell) and replaced him with the horrible Matt Patricia. And now this asshat.

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He honestly reminds me of our high school football coach. Being over the top corny as a way to try to connect with players, but is oblivious to how dumb it makes him look. There can't be many guys on that team who thinks this stuff is funny or cool.

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@"MaroonBells" said:
@"StickyBun" said: What ancient wizard did an ancestor of the Ford family piss off to be cursed like this?
That's what I was thinking. I almost feel bad for them. Losing begets losing, and losing begets idiots like this, which begets more losing.

What a horribly run franchise. Tons of cap space almost every year and they can't keep their QB....or their best WR....or their best LB....or their best DB. They fired the only coach who gave them a winning record (Caldwell) and replaced him with the horrible Matt Patricia. And now this asshat.



considering they are leaning on Chris Spielman these days for council,  and he is likely tight with his brother... WTF kind of advice is Rick giving his brother?

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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"MaroonBells" said:
@"StickyBun" said: What ancient wizard did an ancestor of the Ford family piss off to be cursed like this?
That's what I was thinking. I almost feel bad for them. Losing begets losing, and losing begets idiots like this, which begets more losing.

What a horribly run franchise. Tons of cap space almost every year and they can't keep their QB....or their best WR....or their best LB....or their best DB. They fired the only coach who gave them a winning record (Caldwell) and replaced him with the horrible Matt Patricia. And now this asshat.



considering they are leaning on Chris Spielman these days for council,  and he is likely tight with his brother... WTF kind of advice is Rick giving his brother?


Rick was always the smart one and he is aware that the Lions are competition in our division...so........hmm.....tell him he is doing fantastic!

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@"Hawkvike25" said: He honestly reminds me of our high school football coach. Being over the top corny as a way to try to connect with players, but is oblivious to how dumb it makes him look. There can't be many guys on that team who thinks this stuff is funny or cool.
Even childress waited until he was floundering before he resorted to this.  But he never started off at the kneecaps either.
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"Ah before we start this, can any tell me where the pick up site is for the short bus."

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#16 · Jun 5, 2:04 PM
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@"StickyBun" said: What ancient wizard did an ancestor of the Ford family piss off to be cursed like this?
One playoff win since 1957.

One.

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