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#1 · May 4, 1:51 PM
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There go I,... if it was a DB. 

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#2 · May 4, 1:54 PM
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There go... a guy that doesn't do his own repairs.

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#3 · May 4, 2:06 PM
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it a hard repair

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#4 · May 4, 2:12 PM
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First mistake was watching with his family.
      My wife and daughter know to leave my son and I alone when it comes to football.

Second mistake, marrying a woman who talks to you like disciplining a dog.
      "Get upstairs RIGHT NOW"

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#5 · May 4, 2:40 PM
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@"Vanguard83" said: First mistake was watching with his family.       My wife and daughter know to leave my son and I alone when it comes to football.

Second mistake, marrying a woman who talks to you like disciplining a dog.
      "Get upstairs RIGHT NOW"


You mean she should have just castrated him right there :).  Um yeah,  if I would have done that, divorce papers would likely be coming.  You have violent behavior like that over a draft pick,  there is issues.  

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@"Kmerry82" said:
@"Vanguard83" said: First mistake was watching with his family.       My wife and daughter know to leave my son and I alone when it comes to football.

Second mistake, marrying a woman who talks to you like disciplining a dog.
      "Get upstairs RIGHT NOW"


You mean she should have just castrated him right there :).  Um yeah,  if I would have done that, divorce papers would likely be coming.  You have violent behavior like that over a draft pick,  there is issues.  


Yeah, he's an idiot. I've yelled profanities several times during NFL games, especially when younger, but never did a dipshit move like that......and this was the NFL Draft. LMAO, he's got issues. Most of any loud exuberance comes from great plays or winning, not losing or bad plays. That's when sober silence ensues.  :p

The only hardcore non-fans of the NFL are dogs. Without question.

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#7 · May 4, 2:50 PM
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@"Vanguard83" said: First mistake was watching with his family.       My wife and daughter know to leave my son and I alone when it comes to football.

Second mistake, marrying a woman who talks to you like disciplining a dog.
      "Get upstairs RIGHT NOW"


well to be fair, her comments were the second stupidest act on that video.

And in todays world, it seems like people would rather be famous for being stupid.

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#8 · May 4, 2:56 PM
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alas.....does no one here remember “THE VIKING BRICK”

The purple foam rubber brick with the norseman logo on it sold in the 1980’s, “Suitable for throwing at the TV”

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#9 · May 4, 3:02 PM
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@"Vanguard83" said: alas.....does no one here remember “THE VIKING BRICK”

The purple foam rubber brick with the norseman logo on it sold in the 1980’s, “Suitable for throwing at the TV”


Exactly! 

Way less expensive.

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#10 · May 4, 3:37 PM
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Whoop....There it is ^^^^^^^^^

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#11 · May 4, 3:40 PM
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@"Mattyman" said:
@"Vanguard83" said: alas.....does no one here remember “THE VIKING BRICK”

The purple foam rubber brick with the norseman logo on it sold in the 1980’s, “Suitable for throwing at the TV”


Exactly! 

Way less expensive.




That was soooo before social media.

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#12 · May 4, 4:37 PM
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His first mistake was being an ass.

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#13 · May 4, 4:40 PM
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Dumbasses gotta dumbass.

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#14 · May 4, 5:34 PM
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@"BigAl99" said: There go I,... if it was a DB. 
That was me when we drafted Laquon Treadwell. Well, without the wall violence, or the wife who clearly doesn't understand draft day.

Dude, just draft Justin Jefferson last year over RAEGOR and you're not jonesing for Devonta. 

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#15 · May 4, 5:43 PM
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In his defense after watching Jalen Hurts painfully try to play QB with a 52% completion rate, he just watched his team move up in the draft and take a 165 pound WR instead of Justin Fields  =)

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#16 · May 4, 6:28 PM
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@"Mattyman" said:
@"Vanguard83" said: alas.....does no one here remember “THE VIKING BRICK”

The purple foam rubber brick with the norseman logo on it sold in the 1980’s, “Suitable for throwing at the TV”


Exactly! 

Way less expensive.




Used to have one.

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