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A new way to lose. This team absolutely sucks. Gonna lose out.

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#1 · Nov 29, 2:03 PM
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@"StickyBun" said: You can see what Chad Beebe's teammates think of him, they were all over him in the endzone when he scored....especially the offensive linemen. 
The kid seems to make plays the few times he's in the game (aside from the muff). If he could keep staying healthy, he kinda reminds me of Jarius Wright who just made plays whenever he was in the game.
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#22 · Nov 29, 2:58 PM
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@"mblack" said:
@"StickyBun" said: We all love Teddy but what does he do well? He's a game manager. Always has been. 
Here is where I sort of disagree with you... 1. Zim wants his QB to be a game manager and Teddy was near perfect at that. He can make the passes you expect him to make. Example he took the team down the field for the game winning field goal 2. If you want a QB that pushes the ball down the field, its not him.

My issue with the Teddy Vs Cousins discussion (if any) is that
1. Zim wants Cousins to play like Teddy. Be safe and make the plays he has to
2. Zim wants everything go through Cook (which is not wrong)
2. Fans want Cousins to push the ball down the field (which he sure can)
3. Everyone wants Cousins to be consistent.

So I feel like if we drafted Mahomes Zim would want him play safe. So I want a consistent QB and I want it drafted in the worst possible way but I am scared of the coaching staff developing the QB to be a dynamic QB in the mold of Watson, Rodgers, Mahomet etc



I'm not comparing Cousins to Bridgewater: I think both players are limited, but Cousins is the better QB. But neither is going to take the team to a Superbowl win IMO. 

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#23 · Nov 29, 3:11 PM
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@"purplefaithful" said:
@"Vikergirl" said: It was such a clusterfuck roller coaster. It takes away from the draft and just outside of the playoffs. Ugh. What a chaotic mess lol. 

I'm "kinda happy" we won and I wasn't rooting for em to loose. Odd year for me at this point. 



I can't really root for them to lose but I don't have any expectations regarding playoffs, the draft or next season because there are so many questions.

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#24 · Nov 29, 3:26 PM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"mblack" said:
@"StickyBun" said: We all love Teddy but what does he do well? He's a game manager. Always has been. 
Here is where I sort of disagree with you... 1. Zim wants his QB to be a game manager and Teddy was near perfect at that. He can make the passes you expect him to make. Example he took the team down the field for the game winning field goal 2. If you want a QB that pushes the ball down the field, its not him.

My issue with the Teddy Vs Cousins discussion (if any) is that
1. Zim wants Cousins to play like Teddy. Be safe and make the plays he has to
2. Zim wants everything go through Cook (which is not wrong)
2. Fans want Cousins to push the ball down the field (which he sure can)
3. Everyone wants Cousins to be consistent.

So I feel like if we drafted Mahomes Zim would want him play safe. So I want a consistent QB and I want it drafted in the worst possible way but I am scared of the coaching staff developing the QB to be a dynamic QB in the mold of Watson, Rodgers, Mahomet etc



I'm not comparing Cousins to Bridgewater: I think both players are limited, but Cousins is the better QB. But neither is going to take the team to a Superbowl win IMO. 


I am with you on that but hoping Cousins proves us wrong :-)

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#25 · Nov 29, 3:36 PM
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@"Vikergirl" said: It was such a clusterfuck roller coaster. It takes away from the draft and just outside of the playoffs. Ugh. What a chaotic mess lol. 
It seems like everything you say the last few weeks is what I am thinking including the above.
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#26 · Nov 29, 4:05 PM
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What's the right headline???

Vikings Rally to WinMissed Field Goal Hands Vikings Win

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#27 · Nov 29, 4:06 PM
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@"purplefaithful" said: What's the right headline???

Vikings Rally to WinMissed Field Goal Hands Vikings Win


It was a 54 yarder, that's a tough kick. When Walsh missed a 27 yarder in the playoffs, that's when you go with the second headline. Minnesota rallied from being down 11 points. 

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#28 · Nov 29, 4:08 PM
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@"StickyBun" said:
@"purplefaithful" said: What's the right headline???

Vikings Rally to WinMissed Field Goal Hands Vikings Win


It was a 54 yarder, that's a tough kick. When Walsh missed a 27 yarder in the playoffs, that's when you go with the second headline. Minnesota rallied from being down 11 points. 

With no crowd and no elements,  distance and pressure were  against him.

And you're right TB is a  game manger- He missed Ross with 1:56 to play on 3rd down.  


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#29 · Nov 29, 4:24 PM
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I'm shocked he missed and  Bradley in doors

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#30 · Nov 29, 4:24 PM
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@"StickyBun" said: Who's bitching about Cousins now??
Not me.  Like I always say "Kirk is so clutch on game winning drives!" :p

That was awesome!

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#31 · Nov 29, 4:45 PM
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@"mblack" said:
@"StickyBun" said: We all love Teddy but what does he do well? He's a game manager. Always has been. 
Here is where I sort of disagree with you... 1. Zim wants his QB to be a game manager and Teddy was near perfect at that. He can make the passes you expect him to make. Example he took the team down the field for the game winning field goal 2. If you want a QB that pushes the ball down the field, its not him.

My issue with the Teddy Vs Cousins discussion (if any) is that
1. Zim wants Cousins to play like Teddy. Be safe and make the plays he has to
2. Zim wants everything go through Cook (which is not wrong)
2. Fans want Cousins to push the ball down the field (which he sure can)
3. Everyone wants Cousins to be consistent.

So I feel like if we drafted Mahomes Zim would want him play safe. So I want a consistent QB and I want it drafted in the worst possible way but I am scared of the coaching staff developing the QB to be a dynamic QB in the mold of Watson, Rodgers, Mahomet etc



Agree.  The coaching staff handcuffs our QBs.  "Don't mess up"  "Don't mess up" .....
versus... "Go make a play"

You can't play this game "Not to lose"
Hello !?!     You play to win the GAME !!!

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With how weird this season has been, the Vikings are a game away from being in play off contention (thanks again GB). That is some weird stuff. They are a game behind AZ. If AZ loses next week (they play LAC) and Vikings win against the JAX they will be tied. Then comes the tie breakers which I think favors AZ. Anyway, all they have to do is keep winning. With that said....
Anyone concerned about playing JAX next week based on how the Dallas game turned out?

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#33 · Nov 29, 9:56 PM
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@"mblack" said: With how weird this season has been, the Vikings are a game away from being in play off contention (thanks again GB). That is some weird stuff. They are a game behind AZ. If AZ loses next week (they play LAC) and Vikings win against the JAX they will be tied. Then comes the tie breakers which I think favors AZ. Anyway, all they have to do is keep winning. With that said.... Anyone concerned about playing JAX next week based on how the Dallas game turned out?
 I would be concerned about playing the Jets with this team.  They should win,  but will they?
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@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"mblack" said: With how weird this season has been, the Vikings are a game away from being in play off contention (thanks again GB). That is some weird stuff. They are a game behind AZ. If AZ loses next week (they play LAC) and Vikings win against the JAX they will be tied. Then comes the tie breakers which I think favors AZ. Anyway, all they have to do is keep winning. With that said.... Anyone concerned about playing JAX next week based on how the Dallas game turned out?
 I would be concerned about playing the Jets with this team.  They should win,  but will they?
Not a lock, we will be facing the daunting task of Mike Glennon/Luton and possibly Minshew.
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#35 · Nov 30, 5:55 AM
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@"Viking1987" said: I'm shocked he missed and  Bradley in doors
I was shocked as well because kickers dont miss vs the Vikes. Doesnt matter if it's indoors, outdoors, no wind, 30 mph wind, kickers dont miss. It felt good to see it not even be close, especially because his earlier one was a miss that the refs botched. 
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@"minny65" said:
@"JimmyinSD" said:
@"mblack" said: With how weird this season has been, the Vikings are a game away from being in play off contention (thanks again GB). That is some weird stuff. They are a game behind AZ. If AZ loses next week (they play LAC) and Vikings win against the JAX they will be tied. Then comes the tie breakers which I think favors AZ. Anyway, all they have to do is keep winning. With that said.... Anyone concerned about playing JAX next week based on how the Dallas game turned out?
 I would be concerned about playing the Jets with this team.  They should win,  but will they?
Not a lock, we will be facing the daunting task of Mike Glennon/Luton and possibly Minshew.
And they just fired the GM so the HC got a point to prove. Oh boy!
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