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The Bewitching Hour
#1
Now ladies and gentleman comes the most interesting time of the year. The time when all activities cease to exist and all there is, is time. With 24 to 27 days of free time, which Imbecile, numb nuts, Meathead, I'm sorry I did it, I know more than God, not only on the Vikings but in all of football, is going to screw up royal?

Who is going to get busted for domestic violence, drug running, a weapons charge, a shooting, a night club scandal, DUI, DWI, doing 75 in an 25 MPH zone at 3 o'clock in the morning, Child endangerment, busted in a brothel with underage girls, failing to comply with an officer of the law, again at 3 o'clock in the morning when they should have been in bed, like Rodney King should have been in bed and the L.A. riots would not have happened, public intoxication, selling or receiving stolen goods,  performance enhancing drug use, wife swapping?

When it happens, lets hope it it isn't a Viking player.   Feel free to add to the list of options one can get into trouble for in the next 23 days.....................
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#2
Just "show me the baby"!
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#3
The funny thing about any WTF were you thinking list to me. There is nothing that can be added that makes me say. Can you believe that? My usual answer to that is. Yes I can.

ThunderGod says "show me the baby". That sounds nice.
Hopefully they find wives or stay home with the ones they got and make some.
Nothing like the love of a strong woman to straighten out a wild boy.
When I was young my wife nagged me dragged me out of bars in front of my "friends" and woke my ass up hung over and sent me to work. She rode me till she broke me. I'm better for it.
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#4
I have to say, 80 posts in and I'm not seeing any signs of superior intelligence as you claim in your sig line.
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#5
Rodney King being awake at 3 a.m. is what caused the L.A. riots?  
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#6
Kids. With lots of money and free time. Some with little to no mentors or parental guidance. Bad friend influences. Came from nothing and been told they are amazing since their athletic gifts came. And what? 32 NFL teams? With how many players each right? Over 2000 players easily right now as rosters sit until final cutdown? Odds are somebody is going to fuck up. 

Not making excuses for bad behavior. At all. But its not that surprising if you think about it.....what's surprising is it doesn't happen more often.
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#7
Quote: @StickyBun said:
Kids. With lots of money and free time. Some with little to no mentors or parental guidance. Bad friend influences. Came from nothing and been told they are amazing since their athletic gifts came. And what? 32 NFL teams? With how many players each right? Over 2000 players easily right now as rosters sit until final cutdown? Odds are somebody is going to fuck up. 

Not making excuses for bad behavior. At all. But its not that surprising if you think about it.....what's surprising is it doesn't happen more often.
Well you did just describe me. I mean less the money and athletic abilities. After I turned 18 I left my parents home and pretty much ignored every lesson they taught me for about 10 years.
The expression youth is wasted on the young sadly makes sense to many only when it's too late.
Every man should admit, to themselves at least. They were a little lucky to have survived their youth. Ok maybe not all but I will. 
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Quote: @"BarrNone55" said:
I have to say, 80 posts in and I'm not seeing any signs of superior intelligence as you claim in your sig line.
To be great is to be misunderstood. Not every salmon makes it up stream to the spawning grounds. Guess which side of the fence you fell on. 
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Quote: @dadevike said:
Rodney King being awake at 3 a.m. is what caused the L.A. riots? 

 Not all people are meant to understand.
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#10
I'm not positive, but metaphors might not be your thing.
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