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"Hey, Kirk! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries !"
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https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/vikin...icked-off/

 "Hey Kirk, do you have naked pictures of your wife? No? Well I do!"
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#2
Kirk's butt stinks. 
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#3
I don't know if the elderberry smell or the hamster bit would piss him off. I thought that was funny. The part about his wife definitely would. But if he needs to play angry to win, that works for me.
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#4
We can take some posters to the game about sleeping with his wife and deflating the tires on his minivan. 
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#5
No Kirk's geeky enough to think that bits funny.
Hey we got something in common.

Kirk... I fart in your general direction.
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#6
Did Cousins seriously take this from the Waterboy???


Coach: I want you to think of all those people who you are angry with... And visualize them insulting you....it's going to be your....passing fuel"

Cousins: Passing fuel!

Coach: Now go on....visualize and pass!

Cousins: Passing fuel!




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