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10-02-2019, 02:27 PM

just tryin to figure out who's got the bigger pussy

10-02-2019, 03:33 PM

"Last time I ate one of you humans, I was sick for a week!"

10-03-2019, 03:18 PM

And she probably would have sued the zoo if she had gotten a leg chewed off.

10-04-2019, 12:56 PM

Good thing the lion was on a low cholesterol diet and had self control.

10-04-2019, 01:11 PM

I was rooting for the lion... just remember, she is allowed to raise children.

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

10-04-2019, 01:21 PM

Quote: @JimmyinSD said:
I was rooting for the lion... just remember, she is allowed to raise children.

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.

10-04-2019, 01:31 PM

Quote: @suncoastvike said:

@JimmyinSD said:
I was rooting for the lion... just remember, she is allowed to raise children.

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.

alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination. dude got drunk and left the board walk, the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb. oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

10-04-2019, 01:47 PM

Quote: @JimmyinSD said:

@suncoastvike said:

@JimmyinSD said:
I was rooting for the lion... just remember, she is allowed to raise children.

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.
alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination. dude got drunk and left the board walk, the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb. oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

A pretty girl, alcohol and bad judgment cost me 10 yrs. of child support...lol

10-04-2019, 01:51 PM

Quote: @ArizonaViking said:

@JimmyinSD said:

@suncoastvike said:

@JimmyinSD said:
I was rooting for the lion... just remember, she is allowed to raise children.

anybody hear about the guy that decided to go wading in a geyser field this week in Yellowstone?

...how dumb was he?
Oh wait... there's no punchline to this one.
alcohol and stupidity are never a good combination. dude got drunk and left the board walk, the park service followed the footprints from the board walk and his empty beer cans and his shoe...to the thermal cone and then the hand and footprints back to the boardwalk and then followed the blood.... o fer dumb. oh and he didnt have a flashlight with him. after dark....

A pretty girl, alcohol and bad judgment cost me 10 yrs. of child support...lol

Or like I like to call it.... the fucking you get for the fucking you got!