12-11-2018, 04:30 PM
Quote: @Vanguard83 said:That's a long time without ever putting out.
'Cause we have history...
The Vikes are like that hot little number you've always wanted...she shows "just" enough interest in you that you think you've got a chance.....so then you start to reciprocate your interest...and that's when..
SPLAT....she steps on your nuts.
So you think, "never again", but there's just something about her....her eyes...her smile...that keeps you coming back...maybe, just maybe she needs time. She swings her hair back, and everything goes in slow motion....the heavens open, angels sing.....
so you smile, she smiles back, you start talking again when...
CRUNCH....she steps on your nuts...
...but you just can't shake her, despite 50 years of stepping on your sack