Nothing Says "Presidential" Like a White House Crypto Fundraiser!

[Zanary]

I don't think I could make this s**t up. Beyond stumping for this buddy's electric cars on the White House lawn, even beyond using the Easter Egg Roll as a corporate investor "hang" event, even beyond the obvious buy-ins that got Elon and others direct influence with our traitor-in-chief...
...using OUR White House for his Crypto event is a special low. Redcaps, rejoice, at the new level of national prostitution!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/...d=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=078d249aee664321d33246ce755afc4d&ei=11

"Reservations are limited to the top 220 investors in $TRUMP, a cryptocurrency that President Trump launched on the eve of his inauguration. Trump's meme coin generated nearly $100 million in trading fees in February, despite small traders losing money on investments. The coin's value plummeted in early March with investors losing roughly $12 billion, but value was up nearly 50% today upon news that the biggest $TRUMP holders get a dinner with President of the United States. This suggests investors may be running to buy the coin to qualify for a dinner seat."

The Founding Fathers are spinning in their own dusty vomit.

[Zanary]

I just can't imagine why no one showed up to defend his orangeness on that one! It's a puzzler!

(It's fuggin' hilarious)

Oh, and because this whole administration is built on PILES OF OBVIOUS BULLS**T:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/pam-bondi-cla...00281.html

“In President Trump’s first 100 days we’ve seized over 22 million fentanyl laced pills, saving over 119 Million lives,” Bondi posted to X on her official account.

That's right, folks...our traitor-in-chief's side piece mouth piece says they saved 1 of 3 Americans in the last 100 days. Really.

Next, will Trumplestilskin claim he flew the B2 missions against the Houthis, saving billions of Israelis? (yes, that's hugely more than its populace. It's a joke)