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StickyBun · 05-31-2022, 06:59 PM

https://www.yahoo.com/news/noaa-warns-ag...40747.html

05-31-2022, 08:07 PM

People need to quit messing with his home.

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05-31-2022, 10:01 PM

Dolphins are assholes in cute disguise.

05-31-2022, 10:04 PM

https://jeevoka.com/dolphins-are-jerks-1/s

06-01-2022, 01:28 AM

Ever read Carl Hiaasen? He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts). He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi). Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin."

06-01-2022, 01:45 AM

Crap, I just naturally thought this was about board mods. Do Dolphins come from SD?

06-01-2022, 05:12 AM

Quote: @VikingOracle said:
Ever read Carl Hiaasen? He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts). He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi). Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin."

Hiaasen is brilliant. If you've wondered what Hiaasen would write if slipped LSD after a head injury, check out Tim Dorsey. Totally bonkers. B)