Vikings Bring In Dr Michael Osterholm

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@jargomcfargo said:

@JR44 said:
Can't teach stupid, these guys won't listen and do not have the level of intelligence to understand what he will be saying.  Better off bringing in a hypnotist.  Painfully obvious this team is going nowhere this year, I would just start cutting these guys and play the guys who are more interested in winning and the team.  

Better off to bring in some chick in a bikini !
Funny how some people can accept a religion based on faith but are unable to accept a vaccine based on science.

Not familiar with the historicity of the Bible are you? 

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@purplefaithful said:
Cousins
AT
Harrison Smith
Sheldon Richardson
Dalvin Cook (??)

It's relatively easy to spot em on the sidelines

This list has lowered my expectations for the season.  Any or all of these guys could end up out for extended period of games because of their stubborn beliefs.  I'll only believe the team makes the playoffs when I see it... damn it.

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@PurplePastor said:

@jargomcfargo said:

@JR44 said:
Can't teach stupid, these guys won't listen and do not have the level of intelligence to understand what he will be saying.  Better off bringing in a hypnotist.  Painfully obvious this team is going nowhere this year, I would just start cutting these guys and play the guys who are more interested in winning and the team.  

Better off to bring in some chick in a bikini !
Funny how some people can accept a religion based on faith but are unable to accept a vaccine based on science.

Not familiar with the historicity of the Bible are you? 

Quite a bit more than you may be aware, actually. 

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@PurplePastor said:

@jargomcfargo said:

@JR44 said:
Can't teach stupid, these guys won't listen and do not have the level of intelligence to understand what he will be saying.  Better off bringing in a hypnotist.  Painfully obvious this team is going nowhere this year, I would just start cutting these guys and play the guys who are more interested in winning and the team.  

Better off to bring in some chick in a bikini !
Funny how some people can accept a religion based on faith but are unable to accept a vaccine based on science.

Not familiar with the historicity of the Bible are you? 

I would guess he is. A mustard seed is quite large in context is it not? 

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@purplefaithful said:
Cousins
AT
Harrison Smith
Sheldon Richardson
Dalvin Cook (??)

It's relatively easy to spot em on the sidelines 

Alexander Mattison as well with the mask on 

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@PurplePastor said:

@JimmyinSD said:
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’

I know this is meant to be funny, and I think it is. I also know that the vaccs/unvaccs topic instantly causes people to quit listening to each other and have a reasonable discussion. Also, I'm vaccinated. BUT there are some major questions presented in this rendition that the vacs crew refuses to reasonably answer.

thats why i posted it,  one side cant see the lunacy of their claims,  and only points out the lunacy of the claims of the other side... you decide which side I am referring to.  ( you will be correct either way.)

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@JimmyinSD said:

@purplefaithful said:
Cousins
AT
Harrison Smith
Sheldon Richardson
Dalvin Cook (??)

It's relatively easy to spot em on the sidelines 

Alexander Mattison as well with the mask on 

Saw that too Jimmy...

Like I said elsewhere, some of the guys may just be exhibiting an overabundance of caution wearing a mask and being vaxed. 

Maybe...

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@purplefaithful said:

@JimmyinSD said:

@purplefaithful said:
Cousins
AT
Harrison Smith
Sheldon Richardson
Dalvin Cook (??)

It's relatively easy to spot em on the sidelines 

Alexander Mattison as well with the mask on 

Saw that too Jimmy...

Like I said elsewhere, some of the guys may just be exhibiting an overabundance of caution wearing a mask and being vaxed. 

Maybe...

call me suspicious,  i would guess that the masks are a pretty rock solid indicator of who is/isnt vaccinated.

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@jargomcfargo said:

@JR44 said:
Can't teach stupid, these guys won't listen and do not have the level of intelligence to understand what he will be saying.  Better off bringing in a hypnotist.  Painfully obvious this team is going nowhere this year, I would just start cutting these guys and play the guys who are more interested in winning and the team.  

Better off to bring in some chick in a bikini !
Funny how some people can accept a religion based on faith but are unable to accept a vaccine based on science.

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@PurplePastor said:

@jargomcfargo said:

@JR44 said:
Can't teach stupid, these guys won't listen and do not have the level of intelligence to understand what he will be saying.  Better off bringing in a hypnotist.  Painfully obvious this team is going nowhere this year, I would just start cutting these guys and play the guys who are more interested in winning and the team.  

Better off to bring in some chick in a bikini !
Funny how some people can accept a religion based on faith but are unable to accept a vaccine based on science.

Not familiar with the historicity of the Bible are you? 

You mean the mention of the plaque's?