Polution? Now we've got a problem!!!

[AGRforever]

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises...t-12255106

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of
pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing
the challenges facing human reproduction.Dr Shanna Swan writes
that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates as a
result of phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that
impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system.



As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.

[Guest]

This is not the news the women of Earth wanted to hear. 

[Guest]

@AGRforever said:

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises...t-12255106

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of
pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing
the challenges facing human reproduction.Dr Shanna Swan writes
that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates as a
result of phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that
impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system.



As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.

on the good news front, more older gentlemen will now be in the above average category.

I call bs on the reason.  That may be a partial cause, but I think pharma has more to do with it.  Our medicines and hormone treatments are probably having a "bigger" impact.

[Guest]

@greediron said:

@AGRforever said:

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises...t-12255106

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of
pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing
the challenges facing human reproduction.Dr Shanna Swan writes
that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates as a
result of phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that
impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system.



As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.

on the good news front, more older gentlemen will now be in the above average category.

I call bs on the reason.  That may be a partial cause, but I think pharma has more to do with it.  Our medicines and hormone treatments are probably having a "bigger" impact.

I’m just thinking of all the marketing oppertunities. “Drink from our plastic water bottle, it wont make your dick smaller.”

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@AGRforever said:

@greediron said:

@AGRforever said:

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises...t-12255106

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.

Penises are shrinking and genitals becoming malformed because of
pollution, an environmental scientist has warned in a new book detailing
the challenges facing human reproduction.Dr Shanna Swan writes
that humanity is facing an "existential crisis" in fertility rates as a
result of phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that
impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system.



As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.

on the good news front, more older gentlemen will now be in the above average category.

I call bs on the reason.  That may be a partial cause, but I think pharma has more to do with it.  Our medicines and hormone treatments are probably having a "bigger" impact.

I’m just thinking of all the marketing oppertunities. “Drink from our plastic water bottle, it wont make your dick smaller.”

Drink our water. you get to keep your size!

[Guest]

Y'all seem worried about this, like you don't have any to spare.   Man I miss being in a bar, "that waters cold"