How would you like to be MARRIED to that?
With her phone out....
" Honey, go Fastah.....I said Fastah.....Why aren't you going Fastah?
Did you take your three pills?....Did you take them?.....Did you take all three? How long ago did you take them? How long? an hour? Did you take them an hour ago? This is communism, right here in our bedroom...right here...this is happening right here...why do you even NEED to take those pills? Don't I "do it" for you anymore? Don't I?.......why are you making me wear a bag over my face....oh...a pandemic?....then why have you made me wear a bag over my face for the last FOUR years...