Shatley Visiting: Oh the jokes that could ensue...

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@purplefaithful said:
Oh what a lost opportunity for laughter...Coulda been epic. 

We were just getting warmed-up here. 

Wait, this Shat may not be over...  B)

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It's Saturday and we're still squeezing this one out. Feeling strained from the wait. Really need this to drop a.s.a.p... If it's a green issue, add some fiber...

what do you want from us PF?!  :p 

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Can he wear number 2. ??? 

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well that's kind of an awkward back up situation---or given the state of the oline maybe not

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Our 2019 OLine... The Porcelain People Eaters

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@BlackMagic7 said:
Our 2019 OLine... The Porcelain People Eaters

Can we wait for the actual lineup, first?

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@Zanary said:

@BlackMagic7 said:
Our 2019 OLine... The Porcelain People Eaters

Can we wait for the actual lineup, first?

Viking fans make me laugh. So many have convinced themselves they can't have anything nice.

But let's just say for shits and giggles that we had a pick in the 1st round this year. And let's just say we had no other picks in the draft. And let's just say that we're faced with a worst case scenario and all of the top linemen we've been talking about are gone. Taylor, Williams, Bradbury, Ford, Dillard, Risner--all gone. Extremely unlikely but what the poop. So we end up taking a guy who really has no business going at 18. That could be any number of players, but the next guy on the list is probably Chris Lindstrom. 

So the Vikings woe-is-us starting lineup is Reiff - Lindstrom - Elflein - Kline - O'Neill...all coached by Rick Dennison and coordinated by ZBS guru Gary Kubiak. Compton and Remmers are now Lindstrom and Kline. Depth is now Collins, Hill and Isidora.

The horror. If we could only have a few other picks. 

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Heh, heh...

He said "shits & giggles and poop"

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@Zanary said:

@BlackMagic7 said:
Our 2019 OLine... The Porcelain People Eaters

Can we wait for the actual lineup, first?

You better pray to god we don't sign this guy... 

Jokes don't get any clearer dude?