NO, THAT WASN'T ME (Either Time)

[Zanary]

...in case anyone was far enough gone to be wondering.

I'm waiting for a lot more information, before I give much opinion beyond obvious disgust at the attempt by the now-dead coward.

[badgervike]

You sure Z? Maybe the guy on the grassy knoll?

[Zanary]

You sure Z?  Maybe the guy on the grassy knoll?

Absolutely. Would've used a heavier caliber, from longer range, and not sprayed anyone but the principal target...were I to attempt assassination of anyone.

Also, I'm neither 20 nor dead...the latter of which also clears me from JFK's assassination, along with it predating my birth by a good many years.

I had to post that title, as friends/family with similarly dark humor posted joking inquiries as to whether anyone had seen me yesterday, or had heard to me flying East. I assured them that if I were to "snap" I'd have plenty of options all along this coast for my felonious murder/suicide urges.

Besides, we just drafted our first real young QB prospect in ages...I'm gonna stay alive/out of jail long enough to see how JJM plays out...! 

[badgervike]

Did you get a chance to see the Kecksburg Space Acorn during your trip to Pennsylvania?

[Zanary]

One can only DREAM of such wonders!

Sadly, I'm still stuck out here, awaiting Macklemore's inevitable full-on Hitler/Mufti tribute album and presser explaining how it's wrong to call him antisemitic.

[Zanary]

...nope, not me today, either. Still in Washington, still in the opposite corner of the country.

Just, y'know, in case anyone was curious. I actually considered not posting for a few days and seeing if anyone wondered...

Actually, all I'm seeing is "gunshots in vicinity of Mar-a-Lardo" so, I'm not sure what's going on.

[Zanary]

So...

...what level of whackadoodle writes a letter, months in advance, already apologizing for "failing" in attempts to end ol' 45, plus offer money he doesn't have...yet, he was still actively trying to get his shot, so to speak...?!?

WOW.

I may need to dig back into my old psych texts, just out of morbid curiosity....

[JimmyinSD]

I fell kind of bad for picking on the mentally ill,  but hey,  I was told repeatedly that he is fine, right up until they couldnt cover it up anymore and had to find a new puppet.

based on how full of shit this whole presidency has been, this just made me laugh.

[Zanary]

Yep, because with access to the entire Alphabet agency collection along with every criminal cretin collective attached to Epstein and Hollywood...

...they totally picked the two sad sacks we've seen.

(we disagree on this)