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https://www.foxnews.com/health/man-claim...tic-injury

Man claims he heard penis 'snap' during traumatic injury
A man’s traumatic sex injury is getting the viral treatment after he claims he “broke” his penisduring intercourse and even heard it snap. Sean Mardsen, of Shropshire, England, shared pictures of his alleged injury, and said his organ quickly swelled to the size of a wine bottle, SWNS reported.
“I heard it snap and I said to Louise straight away that something was wrong,” Mardsen, 48, told the news outlet. “I grabbed hold of it and it just grew and grew. I didn’t think it was going to stop.”
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Mardsen’s partner, Louise Gray, quickly dialed paramedics who took him to Royal Shrewsbury Hospital. Doctors allegedly diagnosed the painter with a penile fracture, and performed an emergency procedure to repair his urethra, SWNS reported.
According to the Mayo Clinic, penis fractures are rare but it can happen. If an erect penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, it can rupture the lining of one of two cylinders in the penis, resulting in a fracture. Many patients may hear a cracking sound, experience dark bruising and immediate loss of erection. It most commonly occurs during intercourse. If left untreated, a penis fracture may result in deformity or erectile dysfunction.
“The pain was off the scale,” Mardsen, who said he slipped during intercourse, told SWNS. “It was really excruciating. It came in waves. I could actually see where it had broke and snapped. I knew that I had to go to hospital.”
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Mardsen was allegedly released from the hospital the next day with instructions to avoid intercourse for several weeks and to given a date to return to have a catheter and temporary urethra tube removed.

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Decorum prevents me from making any ONE of about a million jokes right now....
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Quote: @"Vanguard83" said:
Decorum prevents me from making any ONE of about a million jokes right now....
I'm trying to make one up but can only come close to a punchline. 
Something about Fox news and getting bent. 
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Oh hell, I can't resist:


never again can you ask this guy "What's up?"



how does one even go about "casting" a broken Johnson?....
do you use a plaster cast or a soft one?

I guess it depends how pretty the nurse is.



exactly what does one have to do for physical therapy?



Probably the only guy standing next to you to piss in YOUR urinal.



Isnt "slipping during intercourse" the whole point?



No longer a need to call a doctor for an erection "lasting longer than four hours"



If he heard a SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP, it was either his morning cereal, or a three way.



Am I am I the only one who noticed this was listed under "sensitive topics"?



"I knew I had to go to the hospital".........nah......just rub it out.



Last last time Ill ever date a girl with the nickname "vice grip Vicky"

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