Playoffs: what has to happen

[MaroonBells]

— Vikings Win Next 4 (at Cowboys, at Giants, vs. Lions, vs. Packers) 
— Bears Lose Out (vs Browns, vs. Packers, at 49ers, vs. Lions) 
— Lions Lose 3 but Beat Bears (at Rams, vs. Steelers, at Vikings, at Bears)
— Panthers Lose 2 Games (at Saints, vs. Bucs, vs. Seahawks, at Bucs) 
— Cowboys Lose to Vikings and 1 Extra (vs. Vikings, vs. Chargers, vs. Commies, at Giants)

The odds of all this happening fall between 1-2%

[hogjowlsjohnny]

Doom and gloom to going to the playoffs in one week! Gotta love it!

[JimmyinSD]

Does KFAN still do the preposterous statement award?

[MaroonBells]

Who wants to be a mill'naire?

Vikings were at +2500 to win the Super Bowl way back at the beginning of the year. They're now at +100,000, meaning if you have a hot stack burning a hole in your wife's pocket ($1,000 for you boomers), you are going to bring home One. MILLION. Dollars. All the Vikings have to do is win the Super Bowl. 

C'mon, who's not a pussy?