OT: Don't be a dick, dude....

[StickyBun]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/noaa-warns-ag...40747.html

[Guest]

People need to quit messing with his home.

[Guest]

Dolphins are assholes in cute disguise.

[Guest]

https://jeevoka.com/dolphins-are-jerks-1/s

[Guest]

Ever read Carl Hiaasen?  He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts).  He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi).  Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin." 

[Guest]

Crap, I just naturally thought this was about board mods.  Do Dolphins come from SD?

[Guest]

@VikingOracle said:
Ever read Carl Hiaasen?  He writes about Florida a lot (the weird parts).  He wrote Strip Tease (made into a movie with Demi).  Well, here is a description of a scene from Native Tongue: "Skink rescues Joe from a brutal beating and pitches Pedro into the whale tank, where he drowns while being raped by a bottlenose dolphin." 

Hiaasen is brilliant. If you've wondered what Hiaasen would write if slipped LSD after a head injury, check out Tim Dorsey.  Totally bonkers.  B)