03-26-2024, 01:36 PM
Sheesh, you negative Nellies never quit. We are tradin' every draft pick we got for the next three years to move up and grab JJM. Harbaugh just said he's the greatest QB since God and who are we to argue with Harbaugh? We might not hire him but we sure aren't going to disagree with him, nope.
JJM's galaxy brain will have that playbook figured out by mid-September and the JJ to JJ express train will roar out of the station on its way to a Super Bowl Victory, homeboy!
Sam Darnold will spend the rest of the season on the bench, picking his toes and calling his buddies to tell them how in awe he is of JJM. He will just hope JJM will take the time to make a selfie with him that Sam can treasure forever. Meantime Pat Mahomes will give a presser after he loses the title game to the Vikings where he wonders aloud if his spot atop the NFL has been permanently usurped.
Now don't say I never gave you anything to look forward to! :p
JJM's galaxy brain will have that playbook figured out by mid-September and the JJ to JJ express train will roar out of the station on its way to a Super Bowl Victory, homeboy!
Sam Darnold will spend the rest of the season on the bench, picking his toes and calling his buddies to tell them how in awe he is of JJM. He will just hope JJM will take the time to make a selfie with him that Sam can treasure forever. Meantime Pat Mahomes will give a presser after he loses the title game to the Vikings where he wonders aloud if his spot atop the NFL has been permanently usurped.
Now don't say I never gave you anything to look forward to! :p