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OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-09-2026
I always love a good dad joke...Post one up if u got one.
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A man is running away from a lion, and is about to be eaten. He drops down to his knees and begins to pray.
"Lord, LORD! Please turn the heart of this lion Christian ..." He stops, and hears behind him the lion praying.
"Lord, bless this food I am about to eat ..."
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - LabGeek - 01-09-2026
Currently my youngest son's favorite. And fits my nerdy engineering background...
Why can't you trust Adams?
Because they make up everything.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - MAD GAINZ - 01-09-2026
A man threw his milk at me yesterday. How dairy!
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - greediron - 01-09-2026
Got to break this one out today
There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-09-2026
(01-09-2026, 04:08 PM)greediron Wrote: Got to break this one out today
There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
I had to think about that one for a minute!
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - MAD GAINZ - 01-09-2026
What did the grapes say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine...
BOOM
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - RS_Express - 01-10-2026
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - MaroonBells - 01-10-2026
Not a dad joke, but...
“There was a knock on our dressing-room door. Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting.” -Keith Richards
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Montana Tom - 01-10-2026
(01-09-2026, 03:28 PM)LabGeek Wrote: Currently my youngest son's favorite. And fits my nerdy engineering background...
Why can't you trust Adams?
Because they make up everything.
I think you meant "Atoms"
I used to play the piano by ear.
Now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-10-2026
Why do dogs run around in circles?
It's easier than trying to run in triangles.