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RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - JimmyinSD - 01-20-2026

(01-20-2026, 10:20 AM)StickierBuns Wrote: [Image: G_Gwv8nWMAAHrjN?format=jpg&name=small]

or...." no,  it will just feel like you have"

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Still Hurtn - 01-23-2026

What does Kwesi and a storm door have in common? Both can stop a good draft

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-23-2026

A Cheeseburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says to her, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-24-2026

Did you hear that scientists recently worked on making the world's largest suction cup?

I really don't know how they pulled that off.

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Montana Tom - 01-25-2026

Commas are important.
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
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A termite walks into a bar. He asks..."Is the bar tender here?"
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Bad puns are how eye roll (I actually have this t-shirt)

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - MyIdaho - 01-25-2026

Husband: Hey sweet one, was I the only one?
Wife: giggling, yes, the others were 9's and 10's!

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-26-2026

In and ode to Goldfinger (the best Bond movie btw)

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RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-31-2026

How much does it cost to swim with a shark?
An arm, and a leg.

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 02-03-2026

What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - RS_Express - 02-08-2026

Just for the Super Bowl:

"Do you know the definition of apathy?"
"I don't care."