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RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - dadevike - 01-14-2026
(01-09-2026, 04:08 PM)greediron Wrote: Got to break this one out today
There was this dyslexic agnostic amnesiac that lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
minor correction: instead of amnesiac (someone who lost his memory) use insomniac (someone who lays awake - has trouble sleeping). But funny joke nonetheless.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - greediron - 01-14-2026
(01-14-2026, 12:47 PM)dadevike Wrote: minor correction: instead of amnesiac (someone who lost his memory) use insomniac (someone who lays awake - has trouble sleeping). But funny joke nonetheless.
Ok, I am the amnesiac and you are 100% correct.
(01-13-2026, 01:51 PM)Montana Tom Wrote: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.
Haha, I like those.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-18-2026
Wife told me to add ketchup to the grocery list...Now I can't read the damn thing
"Honey, have you seen the dog bowl?"
I didnt know the dog could bowl?!
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - comet52 - 01-18-2026
I don't know if this is a dad joke but I'll tell it anyway.
When I die, I want the Vikings to be my pallbearers. That way they can let me down one last time.
And btw, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like his passengers.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - JimmyinSD - 01-18-2026
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an angry cow?
An animal in a baaaad moood
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Still Hurtn - 01-19-2026
Did you hear an Australian bank just gave a car loan to an animal? Apparently the animal was already Koalafied
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Montana Tom - 01-19-2026
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Cuz they're extinct
I gave my handyman a to-do list, but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5. Turns out he only does odd jobs.
Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can't jump.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - JimmyinSD - 01-20-2026
scientists recently tested the worlds strongest suction cup, I am not sure how they pulled it off.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - LabGeek - 01-20-2026
What'd the fish say after swimming into a wall?
Dam!
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - StickierBuns - 01-20-2026
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