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RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Montana Tom - 01-10-2026
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.
What did one eye say to the other? “Between us, something smells.”
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Zanary - 01-11-2026
A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral.
A man leans in and asks, "do you mind of I say a word?".
"No, go right ahead" she replies.
The man stands, clears his throat, says "plethora", and sits back down.
"Thanks", the widow said. "That means a lot".
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - JimmyinSD - 01-11-2026
Horse walks into a bar
Bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - StickierBuns - 01-12-2026
Dad: 'So what do you find cuter: a Panda Baby or a Matter Baby?'
Wife: 'What's a Matter Baby?'
Dad: 'Nothing sweetie, what's a matter with you?'
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RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - JimmyinSD - 01-13-2026
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Zanary - 01-13-2026
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you, and think about how lucky you are?
I did, and now I can't fly on that airline, anymore.
"My friends, I have a question: at your funeral, what would you want people to say as they looked at coffin?"
Friend 1: "That I was a good father, and a good friend".
Friend 2: "That I left some of this world better than I found it".
Friend 3: "LOOK, HE'S MOVING!".
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - Montana Tom - 01-13-2026
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.
I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - StickierBuns - 01-13-2026
(Grandma at her yearly doctor's checkup)
Doctor: How often are your bowel movements?
Grandma: Doctor, I take a shit every day at 6:00 am.
Doctor: That's great, very regular.
Grandma: Not really, I don't wake up until 7:00 am
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - purplefaithful - 01-13-2026
Can you still trust your farts???
RE: OT: Dad Joke Thread.... - RS_Express - 01-14-2026
(01-11-2026, 07:38 PM)JimmyinSD Wrote: Horse walks into a bar
Bartender looks at him and says "why the long face?"
Horse replies: "Genetics"