Forum The Longship OT: Tiger Woods

OT: Tiger Woods

supafreak84
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This guy is a mess, nevermind a menace on any roadway. How many drunken rollovers does this make for this guy now? The dude is worth a billion and a half....hire a full time fucking driver you idiot!! Here's to hoping he actually serves some jail time and gets his drivers license permanently revoked. Every four years you can count on a presidential election, the Olympics, the world cup....and a drunken Tiger Woods car wreck. Unbelievable

#1 · Mar 27, 6:21 PM
Canthony
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He blew zero

#2 · Mar 28, 1:59 AM
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supafreak84 wrote:
This guy is a mess, nevermind a menace on any roadway. How many drunken rollovers does this make for this guy now? The dude is worth a billion and a half....hire a full time fucking driver you idiot!! Here's to hoping he actually serves some jail time and gets his drivers license permanently revoked. Every four years you can count on a presidential election, the Olympics, the world cup....and a drunken Tiger Woods car wreck. Unbelievable

He wasn't drunk,  breathalyzer was 0.0,  I agree with Sticky,   most likely pain pills.  I think the DUI charge is mandatory because he refused a piss test from what Ive heard.

Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?

#3 · Mar 28, 2:00 AM
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We'll change drunk to "severely impaired"

#4 · Mar 28, 2:31 AM
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It’s honestly sad to see.

Tiger Woods changed the game of golf for the better, plain and simple.  At his peak, he was THE most electric player to watch.  It felt inevitable every Sunday… like the 1998 Minnesota Vikings, you knew who was winning, the only question was by how much.

But his demons have clearly taken a toll, mentally and physically.  He hasn’t been the same for a long time.  He was on track to chase down Jack Nicklaus and firmly cement himself as the greatest ever.

He’s done a lot of good in many facets, but he’s also paid a price for his mistakes.  At this point, you just hope he has the right people around him to get help before something worse happens.

And for Charlie Woods’s sake, you hope this doesn’t overshadow what he’s trying to build.  The kid already has an impossible path trying to carve out his own identity.

#5 · Mar 28, 5:11 AM
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I agree, sad to see...

Guy has demons that u can only hope he gets some control of...

B4 he gets hurt (or worse) or some poor soul pays the price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

#6 · Mar 28, 5:58 AM
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Since Tiger is half Asian half black it was his Asian side that wrecked the car and it was his black side that got arrested

#7 · Mar 28, 9:03 AM
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Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit about Tiger Woods?

edited Mar 28, 2026 9:56 AM
#8 · Mar 28, 9:55 AM
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1VikesFan wrote:
Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit about Tiger Woods?

Nope. I don't give a shit about him either. Just tired of reading the headlines every few years where he receives no consequence. If it was any one of us, we'd be in jail....especially on a crash where we have multiple priors DUI's. Guarantee nothing happens to ol' Tiger

edited Mar 28, 2026 12:23 PM
#9 · Mar 28, 12:19 PM
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StickierBuns wrote:
My guess is the dude is addicted to pain pills. Lots of surgeries.

Seems likely. Sad all around

#10 · Mar 29, 6:25 AM
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supafreak84 wrote:

Nope. I don't give a shit about him either. Just tired of reading the headlines every few years where he receives no consequence. If it was any one of us, we'd be in jail....especially on a crash where we have multiple priors DUI's. Guarantee nothing happens to ol' Tiger

Sadly thats not true,   it doesnt take much effort to find countless stories of the legal system letting repeat offenders walk free due to loop holes,  sympathetic judge/jury,  or simply good ol boy states attorneys that dont want to prosecute.   And its not just the affluent people getting this treatment.

And you are likely right about Tiger, im guessing a rehab program and community service,  which will likely be through his own charity that he will be able to use as a tax write off..

Why isn't Chuck Foreman in the Hall of Fame?

#11 · Mar 29, 7:01 AM
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Gotta love a 6 figure vehicle that so easily tips on it’s side w/ one quick maneuver on a residential street.

#12 · Mar 29, 9:02 AM
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JimmyinSD wrote:

Sadly thats not true,   it doesnt take much effort to find countless stories of the legal system letting repeat offenders walk free due to loop holes,  sympathetic judge/jury,  or simply good ol boy states attorneys that dont want to prosecute.   And its not just the affluent people getting this treatment.

And you are likely right about Tiger, im guessing a rehab program and community service,  which will likely be through his own charity that he will be able to use as a tax write off..

Agreed, the justice system is not equal for everybody. Money talks, and Tiger will sign a couple golf bags for the DA's office, pay a weak fine, do some community service, and the charges will go away like they always do. I hope they remember that in a few years when he rolls his next quarter million dollar car on a vicodin bender and kills somebody

edited Mar 29, 2026 11:12 AM
#13 · Mar 29, 11:11 AM
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Still Hurtn wrote:
Since Tiger is half Asian half black it was his Asian side that wrecked the car and it was his black side that got arrested

This is completely racist, inappropriate and vile.  The fact that someone else liked it and that it has not been taken down is a complete embarrassment to this board and extremely disappointing.  I am shocked to see someone on this board would be so beyond ignorant and clueless to post something like this and it would be okay.  Brutal.

#14 · Mar 29, 2:51 PM
Still Hurtn
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Thats called a joke. Pretty good one too. You dont understand a joke even when looking into a mirror. See that was an insult an a joke rolled in one.

edited Mar 29, 2026 3:53 PM
#15 · Mar 29, 3:51 PM
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JR44 wrote:

This is completely racist, inappropriate and vile.  The fact that someone else liked it and that it has not been taken down is a complete embarrassment to this board and extremely disappointing.  I am shocked to see someone on this board would be so beyond ignorant and clueless to post something like this and it would be okay.  Brutal.

Oh jeez...lighten up!! One of the many issues with this country is we can't even laugh at ourselves anymore without some schmuck screaming "racist" and the ironic thing is it's ALWAYS the white libs doing it. Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor would never survive in today's world. Richard Pryor said some of the funniest shit about white people that I've ever heard and I laughed right along with everyone else. Try not to get your feelings hurt when you hear an obvious joke. 

Back to Tiger...

edited Mar 29, 2026 5:10 PM
#16 · Mar 29, 5:06 PM
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Still Hurtn wrote:
Thats called a joke. Pretty good one too. You dont understand a joke even when looking into a mirror. See that was an insult an a joke rolled in one.

It is completely racist, calling it a joke does not make it not racist.  It is disgusting that the mods have not removed this thread and you.  This board should be better than this.

#17 · Mar 29, 5:10 PM
supafreak84
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JR44 wrote:

It is completely racist, calling it a joke does not make it not racist.  It is disgusting that the mods have not removed this thread and you.  This board should be better than this.

Mods- it's disgusting that certain board members can't read a joke without screaming "racist" while trying to get a thread shut down that's generating good conversation otherwise. Is this the world we live in now? Lord help us 

Once again, back to Tiger...

#18 · Mar 29, 5:45 PM
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