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What’s The Opposite Of “On The Hoof?”

JustInTime
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https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=mason+graham+arrives+at+rookie+camp&mid=8CF4168FD616C643179E8CF4168FD616C643179E&mmscn=stvo&mcid=15240A0695BB4F55A443B9D8FB2622B5&FORM=VIRE

First day of fat camp.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#1 · May 9, 1:34 AM
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I saw some clips of him working out about a month before the draft. I couldn't believe my eyes. You mean to tell me this dumpy pudge muffin is the same guy I see wreaking havoc in maize and blue? This fluffy haired doughboy is Mason freaking Graham?

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#2 · May 9, 2:21 AM
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I mean, damn. “Is that the equipment manager?”

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#3 · May 9, 2:29 AM
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lol, I love Mason Graham but damn he does NOT look like a playmaking DT. But looks are very deceiving in his case. A machine.

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#4 · May 9, 7:05 AM
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There’s a video on Twitter of Graham running the hoop drill with all the grace of an overweight accountant whose gym membership expired 6 months ago. Later in the video he’s shown puking. 

Yikes

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#5 · May 11, 1:32 AM
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Mason Graham listed as 6'3" 296 lbs.

Former Gator Desmond Watson 6'6" 464 lbs, signed as a undrafted free agent by Buccaneers. 

"Although not invited to the NFL Scouting Combine, Watson impressed at his pro day. Measuring at 6 feet 6 inches (1.98 m) and 464 pounds (210 kg), he completed 36 bench press reps, which would have been the top mark at the combine, and ran the 40-yard dash in 5.93 seconds, in addition to recording a vertical jump of 25 inches (64 cm)."

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#6 · May 11, 2:09 AM
purplefaithful
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NorseFeathers wrote:
Mason Graham listed as 6'3" 296 lbs.

Former Gator Desmond Watson 6'6" 464 lbs, signed as a undrafted free agent by Buccaneers. 

"Although not invited to the NFL Scouting Combine, Watson impressed at his pro day. Measuring at 6 feet 6 inches (1.98 m) and 464 pounds (210 kg), he completed 36 bench press reps, which would have been the top mark at the combine, and ran the 40-yard dash in 5.93 seconds, in addition to recording a vertical jump of 25 inches (64 cm)."

That's just morbidly obese...

Hopefully the Bucs get the kid on track, teach him some good skills he can use for life. Or his will be a short train ride.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#7 · May 11, 3:40 AM
JustInTime
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purplefaithful wrote:

That's just morbidly obese...

Hopefully the Bucs get the kid on track, teach him some good skills he can use for life. Or his will be a short train ride.

He’s in the 420s now. Drop another 70 and he’s still huge.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#8 · May 11, 3:48 AM
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JustInTime wrote:

He’s in the 420s now. Drop another 70 and he’s still huge.

You're exactly right - 70 brings him to 350. 

70!!

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#9 · May 11, 3:51 AM
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Put him in for goal line and tush pushes.

And LMAO at the pic, poor QB trying to sight in the landing, scary.

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#10 · May 11, 4:37 AM
purplefaithful
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Lol...Dude puked in his helmet during rookie practice today.

Stefanski joked it may have been too many chx wings.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#11 · May 11, 9:43 AM
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purplefaithful wrote:

Lol...Dude puked in his helmet during rookie practice today.

Stefanski joked it may have been too many chx wings.


I think some of these guys hit the interview buffet circuit hard.....including Donovan Jackson who looked liked like a bit of a load in rookie practices. They'll have it together come mid-July.
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#12 · May 12, 3:33 AM
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StickierBuns wrote:

I think some of these guys hit the interview buffet circuit hard.....including Donovan Jackson who looked liked like a bit of a load in rookie practices. They'll have it together come mid-July.

That was my thought on Jackson as well.  Looks like they trained hard for combine/pro days and then kept eating but stopped working out.

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