Which will happen first?
No Minnesota teams have been to a final since the Twins were in the World Series of 1991.
So which team will break the drought?
I'm hoping the Vikings do it, and I'm also hoping some positive juju will help.
Besides, it's the offseason; this is a great time to chug the Purple Kool-Aid!
"AVAILABLE: DUMBASS GM. MAY TRADE WRONG QB. WILL TRADE FOR 1/2 PACK OF FUDGE STRIPE COOKIES. 'QB WHISPERER POTENTIALLY' THROWN IN FOR FULL PACK"
I think the Vikings have the best chance on that list...
But I went T-Wolves for the better odds on my $.
This will be an interesting week with their ownership fate getting decided in arbitration, supposedly by Monday.
Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger!
2.4% chance of a meteor strike in 2032. Soooooooooooooo…yeah I’m gonna say Armageddon.
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”
Shakespeare
Replace Armageddon with Orwellian dystopia and we already have a winner.
"The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth." —Garry Kasparov
MaroonBells wrote:
Replace Armageddon with Orwellian dystopia and we already have a winner.
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”
Shakespeare
StickierBuns wrote:
Sweet, merciful death awaits us long timers.
Years ago when my father passed from a bout with pneumonia, the folks at the hospital told me that pneumonia is often called "the old person's friend".
Years ago when my father passed from a bout with pneumonia, the folks at the hospital told me that pneumonia is often called "the old person's friend".
And we'll probably cough up purple phlegm on our deathbeds.....
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