Josh Allen Has Small Nuts
🚨NEWS: Buffalo #Bills star quarterback Josh Allen owns a small nut farm in California that produces small nuts, including pistachios.
— MLFootball (@MLFootball) June 24, 2025
The Allens have 1,000 acres of pistachios.
Josh reportedly earns 6.5 million dollars in revenue per year from the farm.
Pretty cool. pic.twitter.com/ZhURuPBR9z
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”
Shakespeare
"Are Josh's nuts smaller than other California nut farmers? Probably. I mean, I didn't marry him for the size of his nuts. When some of my girlfriends are visiting the farm and we see Josh's tiny nuts, yeah we've giggled a little bit. Its hard not to because they are so small. But you can't focus on the size of his nuts, which are laughably small.....he's got other things going for him". - Hailee Steinfeld.
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