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JJM is going to be a dad

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#1 · May 21, 7:20 PM
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Good for you JJ and your family

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#2 · May 21, 11:39 PM CT
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So many comments from butthurt dudes complaining about the timing and whether or not he can be locked in. Like seriously? It's his life, seems like the dumbest thing ever to complain about. People are bizarre. My first thought was congratulations

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#3 · May 22, 6:53 AM CT
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September? They couldn't have picked April or May? And what's with this living in sin, engaging in pre-marital sex? 

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand." —Steven Wright

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#4 · May 22, 7:39 AM CT
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StickierBuns wrote:

Don't ever read the comments, lol. Toxic idiots galore. Its mind blowing how stupid people are. Yeah, JJ is the first NFL player to have kids while playing in the NFL.... ;)  If Phillip Rivers can raise a minor league baseball team worth of kids, I think JJM will be ok. Mama and Mama's family will doing the heavy lifting.

Lol that rabbit hole is insane. They are mad that he didn't wait. Or that he's not married. Or congratulating him on the sex. Or asking if he is sure he is the father. These dudes are weird and probably never leave the house. It's so strange

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#5 · May 22, 7:43 AM CT
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My first reaction was...been there, done that. But congratulations on becoming new parents.

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#6 · May 22, 7:46 AM CT
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Congrats and best wishes right?

Man, I would not have been ready to be a dad at 22 though.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#7 · May 22, 8:28 AM CT
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Read that last night, congrats to them both. Young family!

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#8 · May 22, 8:44 AM CT
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Send the wife and kid to another house to remove the distractions. Got to lock in.

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#9 · May 22, 9:31 AM CT
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purplefaithful wrote:
Congrats and best wishes right?

Man, I would not have been ready to be a dad at 22 though.

I was a Dad at 28 the first time, and I sometimes wonder if I was mentally ready then?
Happy for them both.

Please God, just one Lombardi before I die.

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#10 · May 22, 10:44 AM CT
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Hope he knows what he's doing! That would have been a lot for me at 22 but they'll have family I assume, and money to help. Wishing them all the best.

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#11 · May 22, 11:53 AM CT
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Vikergirl wrote:

So many comments from butthurt dudes complaining about the timing and whether or not he can be locked in. Like seriously? It's his life, seems like the dumbest thing ever to complain about. People are bizarre. My first thought was congratulations


Don't ever read the comments, lol. Toxic idiots galore. Its mind blowing how stupid people are. Yeah, JJ is the first NFL player to have kids while playing in the NFL.... ;)  If Phillip Rivers can raise a minor league baseball team worth of kids, I think JJM will be ok. Mama and Mama's family will doing the heavy lifting.
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#12 · May 22, 12:18 PM CT
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purplefaithful wrote:
Congrats and best wishes right?

Man, I would not have been ready to be a dad at 22 though.

I don't think any man is ready to be a dad until it happens.  Then they rise to the occasion (or not) and become a father.

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#13 · May 22, 1:05 PM CT
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purplefaithful wrote:

Congrats and best wishes right?

Man, I would not have been ready to be a dad at 22 though.


Happy accident I think, at least that's what Katya refers to. Definitely unplanned but not necessarily unwanted. Timing is horrible for September, lmao. Maybe one of their family members can plan major surgery for September as well. ;)
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#14 · May 22, 1:31 PM CT
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I was a father at 22 yrs. old and I was not happy about it. I figured I had a few more years to go before I had to act like a responsible adult. The missus was ecstatic about it. But, my two kids (in their 40s now) were great kids and a blessing.

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#15 · May 22, 1:49 PM CT
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Montana Tom wrote:

I was a Dad at 28 the first time, and I sometimes wonder if I was mentally ready then?
Happy for them both.

StickierBuns wrote:

27 years old for me, Tom. Good thing I was more mature back then than now. ;)

33 for me....

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#16 · May 22, 1:50 PM CT
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StickierBuns wrote:

27 years old for me, Tom. Good thing I was more mature back then than now. ;)

I hit 30 and Yeah, if I could just know now what I knew then.

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#17 · May 22, 2:00 PM CT
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I mean I became a mom at 25 and it made life even more amazing. I think so many people are being absolutely ridiculous and unreasonable about this. Like JJM doesn't need the fans permission to be a dad

edited May 22, 2025 2:50 PM CT

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#18 · May 22, 2:47 PM CT
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He's going to be a dad to a lot of players in the league pretty soon too.

The artist formerly known as PurpleCrush.

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#19 · May 22, 3:06 PM CT
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Vikergirl wrote:
I mean I became a mom at 25 and it made life even more amazing. I think so many people are being absolutely ridiculous and unreasonable about this. Like JJM doesn't need the fans permission to be a dad

You don't think he should've checked with the Longship first? After all we've done? I mean, how rude.

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand." —Steven Wright

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#20 · May 22, 3:21 PM CT
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purplefaithful wrote:

33 for me....

32 here…possibly 25 as well but that’s a long story.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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