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Just Accepted A Position With Lumon!

JustInTime
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Position just opened up due to retirement. I’ll be in macro data refinement. Some procedure I have to do first, they say it’s perfectly safe. $175k to start! Best part, there’s a sweet redhead with questionable morals.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#1 · Feb 22, 8:14 AM
JustInTime
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I just laugh out loud at this show. The fruit . Office awards. Dylan. Good stuff.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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#2 · Feb 22, 8:22 AM CT
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I'm actually digging season 2 maybe more so than others. Definitely one of the more original and fun shows that I've seen in recent times.

The artist formerly known as PurpleCrush.

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#3 · Feb 22, 8:22 AM CT
JustInTime
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StickierBuns wrote:

You know the threesome with Irving, Burt and Fields is coming.

So since I have seen it, you must now too as my wife ruined it for me: look at Dylan's mouth. It never closes, its round and a little nauseating to look at. I'm sorry.

MY EYES!

I said to the fiancé that Dylan’s mouth hasn’t grown since birth.

TheWinterSKOLdier wrote:
I'm actually digging season 2 maybe more so than others. Definitely one of the more original and fun shows that I've seen in recent times.

I find myself staring at Mark S hair. It looks like a $30 toupee.

edited Feb 22, 2025 8:37 AM CT

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

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#4 · Feb 22, 8:36 AM CT
StickierBuns
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lol, we're watching it too. Not sure about Season 2, but hanging in there. But you have to love banging both the innie and outie Helly...who apparently loves having sex under computers and plastic on the hard, dirty floor. If Mark can keep his yapper shut, he can play that angle for awhile.

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#5 · Feb 22, 2:16 PM CT
StickierBuns
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I just laugh out loud at this show. The fruit . Office awards. Dylan. Good stuff.


You know the threesome with Irving, Burt and Fields is coming.

So since I have seen it, you must now too as my wife ruined it for me: look at Dylan's mouth. It never closes, its round and a little nauseating to look at. I'm sorry.

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#6 · Feb 22, 2:25 PM CT
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I'll have to tee-up Severance again. Didnt resonate with me the first time around.

Hurry-up Vikings, we ain't getting any younger! 

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#7 · Feb 23, 10:15 AM CT
JustInTime
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purplefaithful wrote:
I'll have to tee-up Severance again. Didnt resonate with me the first time around.

Me either. Just got to give it time. Anyone who has ever been in the corporate world will get a kick out of it.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here”

Shakespeare 

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